Time to put on the cone of shame

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Nov 30, 2016.

  1. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    So because my sense of time is broken, it didn't freaking occur to me that I needed to get multiple medical issues taken care of before leaving town. Like getting my tri-annual chest x-ray to prove I don't have TB. Thankfully I took off work with several days before leaving, but it has been exhausting trying to get everything done in such a short time.
     
  2. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I put on my bluetooth headphones, hit play on my phone, and started choring. A minute later, I'm still not hearing a thing. Oops. I forgot to turn on bluetooth on my phone. Sigh.
     
  3. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I'm tired, and it shows. I went to the bathroom and TWICE turned the lights off instead of locking the door. I actually slept pretty well. SMH.
     
  4. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I just watched a guy lose Final Jeopardy because he wrote "biathalon" instead of "biathlon" and realized I too have mispronounced that word my entire life.
     
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  5. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    OMJG but spelling it that closely - like we ALL know what that means vs some spellings that may be a stretch - meant he lost?! How did I not know spelling mattered on Final Jeopardy until this moment?
     
  6. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Well, the winner couldn’t be caught anyway. But yeah, they said they couldn’t accept it because he added a syllable.
     
  7. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Took C2 to the hospital for a follow up. Got him back on the car, going to put away the diaper bag and get myself in and totally bit it. Just tripped over my own feet on the curb, bounced off the car and scraped up my knee and elbow.
    I am 40. Wtf.
     
  8. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Oh no! I hope you are ok but I did laugh a little :kiss:
     
  9. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    It’s ok. I’m ok. Feeling like a dumbass and my elbow stings, lol.
     
  10. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Happens to the best of us. I Nancy Kerriganed myself on a trailer hitch almost two weeks ago and my knee is still hurting.
     
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  11. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I love that you turned that into a verb.
     
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  12. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I have a bruise on my lower forearm near my wrist that I've tried to wipe off more than once thinking it was a dirt smudge.
     
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