Time to put on the cone of shame

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Nov 30, 2016.

  1. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    About 1/4 of the way through, I have realized that the puzzle my parents got us for our housewarming is a map to their address instead of mine.
     
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  2. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    :lol:

    In case you forget?
     
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  3. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    I would frame it when done and gift it back to them.
     
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  4. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I did a big grocery shop today and left two bags in the car and didn’t remember until 3 hours or so later. One was salvageable, fruit and such, the other was frozen stuff, so had to be tossed. The frozen one had Fry staples and my pregnancy craving pizza. Overall I’m sad.
     
  5. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    That sucks!!! I’d be sad too.
     
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  6. Cashmere Bandit

    Cashmere Bandit Minion moocher

    I would cry.

    Pizza is serious business.
     
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  7. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I’d have debated long and hard about that pizza, tbh.
     
  8. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    If I wasn’t pregnant I’d do it, but I’m being extra conservative with food safety.
     
  9. calicat

    calicat Queen of the Eggs

    I get it @Afishwish! That makes me sad for you though. Frozen pizza is a nice pregnancy treat in this house.
     
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  10. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Me: oh, I need to be quiet while P is in his meeting.
    Also me: trips over own feet and bumps into work desk and drops a couple of f bombs on way down
     
  11. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I made an Amazon order yesterday and realized when I got the shipping notification I didn't use the chicken link. :no:
     
  12. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Today it was really cold, so I got my normal puffy coat and waddled out to the car. I noticed the coat was a bit snug but figured it wouldn’t be a problem. Then I grunted and wiggled my way into the car, because that’s how it is now. Rooster then turned around and told me “that’s not going to zip”. It became apparent pretty quickly that he was right. I then forlornly waddled back to the house to get his puffy jacket to wear.
     
  13. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I am surprised I haven't posted this before because, sadly, I've done this at least one other time.

    My hair and scalp were being all sorts of weird at work all day. Plus the dry shampoo scent was so damn strong but wrong. Oh. OH. I sprayed Dove deodorant instead of dry shampoo into my hair last night.
     
  14. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    :lol: Well at least your hair didn’t sweat today!
     
  15. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I bought 13 gallon bags instead of 3 gallon for our kitchen compost bucket. I’m out of 3 gallon so am using them anyways, but it looks pretty silly.