Time to put on the cone of shame

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Nov 30, 2016.

  1. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    Which ones are worth watching?
     
  2. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    I was watching extreme ghost stories last night, but also enjoyed Haunted Hospital, Haunted state, and paranormal 911. There are a TON more though.
     
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  3. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    Perfect, I'll add them to my list!
     
  4. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Well my range of motion is slowly returning so it looks like it was just swollen and sore yesterday. My knee is turning purple... I don’t even remember landing on it yesterday. Lol.
     
  5. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    Thus is adulthood. Remember when our bodies used to be able to like....do stuff without hurting?
     
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  6. user63

    user63 Chicken

    I repurposed a spray bottle with a different cleaner inside so I was writing on it so I don't forget/someone else doesn't get it mixed up. I wrote it on all four sides of the bottle but one of the sides I wrote flour cleaner instead of floor cleaner ??? I was trying to play it off as just sloppy writing, but compared to the other sloppy sides, it's definitely just the wrong word. :oops:
     
  7. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Just don't get confused and use it to clean your flowers!
     
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  8. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I checked out a book on Neanderthals from the library pre-pandemic, and only am just now reading it. 1 COs point.

    The words were all totally new to me, but looking at the photos made me realize I read this book a few years ago and just had no memory of it, so 2nd COS point.
     
  9. user63

    user63 Chicken

    We've had our fridge for a year or so and just today, I noticed it still had the protective film on it. No wonder the "finger print resistant" wasn't that resistant, and the magnets always slowly slide down :bored:
     
  10. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Peeling that off is my favourite!
     
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  11. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    If it makes you feel any better @Apples&Oranges we just realized that there was some of that still stuck on our tv stand about a month ago.

    We have had it for four years and moved it twice.
     
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  12. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I just tried to blow some fuzz off my phone while I had my mask AND shield on. Yeah.
     
  13. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Since I'm assuming it didn't work, that's at least comforting.
     
  14. Pickles

    Pickles Chicken

    The other night i get home from a run around 9:30pm.
    C is downstairs and I hear a woman’s voice. So I go down there all “excuse me what the fuck.” and find him working on our home video.

    ....it was me. Woman’s voice was my own voice.
     
  15. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Your instinct was right in that she IS sleeping with your man.
     
  16. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    C now remind B to grab a mask when he leaves.
     
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  17. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    Man, the way the kids have adapted to all of this.
     
  18. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Finished making the bed and asked C to bring my phone upstairs. He couldn't find it so comes upstairs and calls it. Sitting on the mattress under both sheets and the duvet.
     
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  19. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Oh noooooooooo whoops.
     
  20. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I'm giggling my ass off @scotchbutter ! Those are cute stickers though.
     
  21. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I dropped my car off to get work done today and mentioned that my back hatch doesn't close anymore with the button inside the hatch. It's been this way for at least 6 months so I've just been using the key fob or the button near the steering wheel which is annoying but not a big deal. As I was telling him, he opened the front door and flipped a switch. Apparently you can turn off the ability to use that button and I must have accidentally hit the switch. It's been 6 months and I didn't even google it or anything because I assumed it was electrical! (I was rear ended and the hatch needed replaced and rewired, I've had some backup camera issues since then so I assumed this was related.) :wall:I felt a bit better when he said this happens a lot and he had someone yesterday with the same thing. Honestly, why would you ever want to turn that off?
     
  22. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    For safety if you have small children who could potentially close it on themselves, I'd guess.
     
  23. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Maybe, but the button is not in a place that a small kid could reach it when open and it's a crossover so you could crawl over the back seat and get out the door. When the hatch is open, the button is on the bottom part of the hatch where the latch to close it is so when it's closed, you can't reach it. :shrug:
     
  24. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I recently washed my office chair in a fit of irrationality. It had been in the low 100s outside for weeks, so I figured I was safe. Lolol mini cool front came through. Chair is still very damp. At least it'll be back in the 100s over the weekend.
     
  25. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    B: Fitz, can I have some of your cider and then recap it?
    Me: what cider? You can just have it.
    B: the stuff your mom gave you. Are you sure?
    Me: what stuff?

    he pulls a bottle out of the fridge. Reader, I have no recollection of this cider. My mom got it for me? And talked about it extensively when we saw them Monday? I am losing my mind.

    but I told him no. Now that I know about it I want to save it.
     
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