Time to put on the cone of shame

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Nov 30, 2016.

  1. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    Did a mass removal on a 140 pound dog last week. It was his inner thigh so a stupid spot. Sutures pulled open. When we sedated him to clean and resuture because he’s huge we set up on the treatment room floor.

    The next morning (dog name changed for anonymity):

    Me: I think I pulled a muscle in my ass doing Wilson on the floor yesterday.

    vet tech: do you think maybe you might want to rephrase that?
     
  2. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    J was making stuffed peppers and without thinking cut both ends off the pepper like he was going to chop it. So we had 3 stuffed peppers and 1 long strip of pepper with filling on it. :lol:
     
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  3. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Three adults, me and mama and papa, stared way too long at the clock until one of us was confident enough to say what time it was right that minute.
     
  4. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    It’s been Monday for four months what do they want from us
     
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  5. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Y'all. I'm a damn Three Stooges highlight reel. Just now, I scanned my patient's wristband and caught the bottom of my face shield in the spiral cord. I tried to pull it off, but it somehow kept pulling up. Yeah, I looked like a damn fool. At least we all got a good laugh.
     
  6. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    This. I was driving to work today and frantically grabbed my phone halfway there to triple check that it was actually Thursday.
     
  7. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    Answering calls and instead of saying “who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?” I said

    “who do I have the pleasure of sleeping with” :sad:
     
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  8. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    Me: wait, Fitz was married before B? :ghost:
     
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  9. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    D: “They’re not scary! They’re drinking piña coladas at Trader Vic’s. That’s, like, the least scary thing.”
     
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  10. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    I’ve always liked D but his knowledge of those lyrics makes me like him even more.
     
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  11. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    I wrestled to the ground with a tension mounted baby gate and I lost. Basically I tripped into a closed gate and landed wrist-first on the gate.

    It hurts, but I can appreciate the physical comedy.
     
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  12. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Addendum: if I broke my wrist, then applying pressure wouldn’t make it hurt less, right?
     
  13. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    There are many types of breaks
     
  14. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    I went to open the baby gate last night with my foot (to swing it open - I had already unlatched it) and smashed my second toe square into the half wall. It’s still bugging me today. Stupid baby gates.
     
  15. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    If it hurts tomorrow, I’m guessing I’ll need an x-ray? Twisting my hand is hell.
     
  16. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    RICE applies regardless. Take some ibuprofen.
     
  17. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Oh no, I hope it’s not seriously hurt :sad:
     
  18. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Next entry: I learned what RICE stands for today. :lol:
     
  19. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Lol! My work here is done.

    (but seriously if you remain concerned no harm in getting checked out. Many urgent cares or dr offices have an X-ray on site, so you may not need to go to the hospital and deal with all the Covid rigamarole. Call ahead to find out)
     
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  20. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Nerve conduction and the way our brains interpret pain is weird! Sometimes applying pressure serves to “block” pain because your brain is preoccupied with the new sensation you’re sending its way.
     
  21. user63

    user63 Chicken

    I assume thats why it works to rub your arm or leg or whatever when you bang it really hard too
     
  22. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Or smacking the shit outta yourself when you’re itchy.
     
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  23. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Today got the second time I ordered pizza from the wrong location of our fave semi-local chain. Oops.
     
  24. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    I’m not renewing my prime in November so I’m trying to watch all the ghost story shows I can but I never learn to not watch them alone in the dark after a glass of wine.
     
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  25. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Thank you for asking! Not great, but I have high hopes for some restorative sleep.