Time to put on the cone of shame

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Nov 30, 2016.

  1. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    It’s fine! I hope you didn’t toss it!
     
  2. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    Yes, that milk is still good!
     
  3. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    I kept it, but wondering how my patient felt with it staring him in the face
     
  4. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    :lol::lol::lol: I didn’t realize your patient was in your office. That’s hilarious.
     
  5. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    @HBC is correct re brain sheet. Our physical charts are the official forms that require black ink.

    New pen is here! Trying to figure out if it's worth attaching to my badge reel.
     
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  6. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    Why is that so awkward?! I did that once but it was my boss who was sitting at my desk and we both just felt so uncomfortable with a little bottle of breast milk chillin on my desk.
     
  7. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    Just hand wrote 10 Valentines and sealed them to put in the mail during my lunch. For the first year I have included TG's family as well as mine.

    I marked them all as "2019" in the top right corner
     
  8. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    As I was waiting for the water to heat in the shower, I kept feeling like I had forgotten something. Then I stepped into the shower stream, and the water hit my glasses :wall:.
     
  9. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    I’ve done glasses and socks. At that point are you allowed to just call in tired for the day?
     
  10. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I almost did that the other day. Remembered just as I pulled open the curtain to step in.
     
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  11. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    I haaaaaate that. It's so jarring!
     
  12. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    The other day I arrived at my yoga class a bit later than I normally do so I decided to pop into the room BEFORE changing so I could put my mat down and get the spot I like. It's a hot yoga class. I walked in and my glasses fogged up so quickly it felt like a bomb had gone off.
     
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  13. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

  14. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    It genuinely made me wonder what people with bad vision do. I hate contacts (have tried them twice and they just never felt right) but my vision without my glasses is manageable. I like to place my mat at the front so that when I look to the mirror or wall for a focus point for balance it is a clear image. When I am closer to the back I can't do that. But again, my vision is enough that I am not going to knock into anyone or fall over completely.
     
  15. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    Ugh I’m not functional without my contacts, and the struggle is real when I can’t wear them. I get so annoyed in the shower because I can’t see a fucking thing. I do wear them swimming but it’s not an option in a steamy shower unfortunately.

    ETA: I have legitimately considered showering with glasses on so I can see to shave my legs. :lol:
     
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  16. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    @Kimmers I have attempted to wear glasses in the shower to shave and they fogged so bad. Living that blind life.
     
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  17. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Time for a bath shave!
     
  18. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Shaving by feel is such a PITA.
     
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  19. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    When I ponder Lasik or some other eye surgery (the current technology won't fix my eyes or I would have done it already), the first thing I think of is the wonder of being able to see in the shower. It will be life changing.
     
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  20. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    So much relatable content in this thread today.
     
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  21. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    I was going to the bathroom and went to take off my housecoat and there was sticky chocolate everywhere. I was eating some chocolate covered almonds earlier and must have somehow dropped one between my housecoat and my tank top, where it proceeded to melt and get all over me. Wtf, such a hot mess today.
     
  22. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    Man I did this once but it was a bunchacrunch in my bra at the movies.

    @Kimmers do you not shower in your contacts?!
     
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  23. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    @megatron I've done that with a chocolate chip granola bar. It was also all over A. This has happened more than once.
     
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  24. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    @whatchyagonnado No I don’t :sad: I used to, but I have dry eyes and over time I had to switch to daily lenses because of that. The ones I use now are super thin and if I fall asleep in them or shower with them, they get stuck to my eyeballs. :sick: Then I’m internally screaming trying to peel them off lol. They’re fine for swimming but the heat/steam in the shower is a problem within just a few minutes.
     
  25. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    I did this once during a live performance. My character had a long break during act two and there was a long period where everyone else was on stage. I was laying on my back on a bench and scrolling through my phone. I had a bag of chocolate covered almonds on my belly and was eating them. After the show when I was getting dressed a fellow actor noticed a huge blob of melted chocolate all down my back and all over the white blouse that was a part of my costume. I guess I must have missed my mouth and a piece fell down my collar. Thankfully this was after my characters sex scene when I took that blouse off while on stage.

    Long story short: I am the reason we aren't allowed to eat in costume
     
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