These eyebrows are the stuff of nightmares.

Discussion in 'Photobombs' started by 10caratflawlessrock, Mar 12, 2015.

  1. Cashmere Bandit

    Cashmere Bandit Minion moocher

    It looks like she colored them in in Microsoft Paint after the picture was taken before posting it.
     
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  2. Well, even if I hadn't had my coffee, those brows would have scared me awake.
     
  3. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

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    I think she draws them in with a Sharpie Magnum.

    Worst thing about this is the girl is a cosmetologist, she should know better.
     
  4. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    Those are Juggalo eyebrows.
     
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  5. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    As I tell the Younique presenters: blend, blend, blend, blend, blend.
     
  6. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    That is worse here than it was on my phone earlier. Yikes.
     
  7. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch

    LOL ew. It's like two slugs made it halfway across her face and just gave up. They don't extend in far enough, either.

    And being a cosmetologist is no guarantee of good personal taste and care. Just look at Chelsea from Teen Mom 2.
     
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  8. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    So, she does nothing to shape her natural brows? She just fills them in with the darkest pencil she can find? It makes me want to do the mom move where you lick your thumb and rub her face, just to see what happens.

    I was going to correct this to Juggalette, but I decided you were right. No feminine form is necessary for these.
     
  9. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    Now I want some peach Faygo...
     
  10. DaleBrennan

    DaleBrennan Chicken

    Ugh, Chelsea! TOO MUCH, GIRL. I have a friend that's a cosmetologist and always had spider eyelashes, on purpose! Shudder.
     
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  11. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    Is that even the work of a pencil? It looks like a shit ton of black eyeshadow. It's covering at least as much of her face as the purple.
     
  12. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    The real question is why does she have so many printers?
     
  13. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    She needs a lot of toner, obvi.
     
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  14. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    Like a lot of women when they were teens, she over plucked her eyebrows within an inch of their lives and so they don't really grow in that thick anymore. So she is literally drawing in an eyebrow that large, even though her natural eyebrows are nowhere near that large.

    Here's her brows without anything on them
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    Not even close to the shape or width she draws on
     
  15. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    Ugh she looks so much better without all that schmutz on her face. Why is less is more so difficult to understand?
     
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  16. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    (Pssst, it's a mirror)

    ETA: Or is it? The paper stacks look identical...am I just drunk?
     
  17. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Why does she have so many reflections of printers in her mirror?
     
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  18. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    How strange. Something she's doing, maybe combing what's left of her natural brows against the grain while she's filling them in, makes them look super hairy under all that shoe polish. Did Groucho Marx teach her how to do makeup?
     
  19. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  20. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    Yeah I have no idea what she does to them.

    I had someone once tell me you never never use black on your brows, even if your hair is black. It's just too stark and never looks right.
     
  21. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    My hair is dark brown and when I do anything to my eyebrows I use black. But just a tiny bit and I blend it in.
     
  22. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch

    My brow color is "grey khaki." #oldballs Don't care.
     
  23. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    I am all for people doing their makeup however they want, but I will never understand Groucho Marx brows. I just want to ask these people "why?"
     
  24. NerdLady

    NerdLady Chicken

    It looks like that paint on, peel off brow tint that's been posted everywhere. Maybe she didn't realize you need to peel the product off once it's been painted on...

    Or sharpie. Could be either.
     
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  25. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    My hair color is dark dark brown and I use "black/brown" Tarte brow powder . I used to try black because browns looked too light on me, but I felt like it made my eyebrows too drawn on looking and harsh, so I would never fill in my brows. The black brown from tarte is dark enough it matches but not so dark it looks weird