Social Media Snark

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by Fitz, Feb 13, 2015.

  1. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Definitely hilarious @Kimmers . How wide her eyes must have gotten when she realized he was serious. They’re gonna break up over a soup tube :lol:
     
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  2. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    Oh my Jeff Goldblum, it’s like a compilation of the best comments from the twitter feed. I’m losing it all over again. :lol:
     
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  3. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Personally, I’m going all in on the Casserole Coaster. Much more efficient design.
     
  4. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Well K and I are laughing so hard we’re crying over the concept of soup tubes
     
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  5. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    Was "soube" not even considered?
     
  6. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Soup Chute
     
  7. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Reading this reminds me of J’s fake restaurant concept “Tube Steaks.” Basically you buy an old bank and the only way to get the food is through the tube used to send money etc back and forth at the drive thru. Make the cheesesteak, wrap it and launch it into the car. :lol: Apparently as a chef you need an answer for all the people that ask if you want to open your own restaurant.
     
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  8. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I just told J about Soup Tubes and his response was “This makes Tube Steaks seem like a much better idea! All the Sharks are with me.”

    Now he’s running through the poor logistics of soup tubes for me. He’s so pissed about it.
     
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  9. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I love my pets, I love animals, I get that they are part of your family. I respect people deciding to be CFBC, because hey, kids aren’t for everyone. I have this one FB friend though who not only gets sanctimonious about being CFBC, but some of her posts are essentially I’M JUST AS MUCH OF A MOTHER AS THOSE OF YOU WITH HUMAN CHILDREN. She has a dog and I think a cat. Girl, I’m glad you love your critters, but those two things are pretty different.
     
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  10. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    You don’t lock your kid in his kennel to go out for drinks?
     
  11. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    One of my favorite things about my darling hamheads is that they aren’t children
     
  12. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Are we not supposed to?
     
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  13. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

  14. HBC

    HBC Chicken

  15. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Shit
     
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  16. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    :shrug: The crate looks safer.
     
  17. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Really, it is a toss-up about which is safer. Neither the crate nor the pack-n-play have crib bumpers, so that's good.

    Also, if you have a dog and a child, all you need to do is leave the dog in charge of the child. Both problems solved.
     
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  18. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Assuming you have a reliable dog.

    We have a chihuahua mix. He’s not taking anyone’s shit.
     
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  19. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Hazel would sell a child to a witch for one belly rub.
     
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  20. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I mean, serves the kid right if he didn’t rub her belly first.
     
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  21. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Not social media snark, but social media sadness. In the last few days my elementary school best friend’s dad died, another person’s spouse is struggling with Lyme, and another person posted a GoFundMe for their cousin who’s in the ICU with COVID. All of these are fairly young people, and it’s just sad all around.
     
  22. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    Oh wow Fish that's awful I'm sorry!
     
  23. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Thanks. I’m ok, I just feel bad that they’re going through this.
     
  24. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Its all awful, and I feel like that can add to our overarching anxiety and sense of doom. Sorry friend.
     
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  25. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    I am fb friends with the girlfriend of my best friends brother-in-law. She added me because we often chat at birthday parties for my Jeff Goldblum-daughter, who is her niece (not legally but they use the title). She is 25. I've known her boyfriend since he was 12 years old but again, maybe only see him once a year or so.

    She just shared to her entire friends list an invite for a drive by baby shower. They are hosting it themselves and this is their second kid. It's not technically a party, the invite has registry info and requests people drive by their home within a 2 hour window on a designated date to drop off their gifts and receive a "treat bag" to take with them when they leave.