Social Media Snark

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by Fitz, Feb 13, 2015.

  1. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Do you know an Instagram asshole or a Facebook over-sharer? Allow the rest of us to revel in their insanity!

    Today, I saw someone use the #soblessed hashtag not in jest for the first time ever. Because her bf got her flowers for Valentine's Day. :eyebrow:
     
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  2. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    I don't have an Instagram but for FB I have a very frequent #soblessed poster. She does it in all seriousness too.

    The most recent one being her husband built a bench in their house. Like along the window or whatever. She uploaded a picture then it was OMJG #soblessed #besthusbandever #lifeisperfect #sotalented #imtotallyovercompensatingforsomething
     
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  3. kthom

    kthom Cute Food <3

    yuck. i hate people who brag about their husbands a lot.
     
  4. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    All the damn time too. And it's about stupid things usually, like OMJG HE COOKED DINNER. Which is like a chicken breast and boxed potatoes. And it's the biggest fucking deal. It just makes it look like he never cooks or does anything the rest of the time.

    She also posts a picture of him for "man crush monday" (wtf?) every. single. Monday.

    I'm just going to stay away for valentine's day because I'm sure she'll get roses and it'll be #omgsoblessed #besthusbandevah!
     
  5. kthom

    kthom Cute Food <3

    I'd probably be a huge biyatch and just say, "oh flowers, how original"
     
  6. android

    android Founding Messiah

    I follow a married couple who separately post sappy things about each other all the time. Just yesterday they each reposted a random wedding pic with the captions " X days ago (random number) I married my best friend!" And "Just a beautiful moment captured in our lives!"

    We get it, you're married.
     
  7. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Ha! This is why I <3 you, K. Two other girls (sisters) shared photos of the flowers their dad sends them every year. Congrats, your dad is better than the rest of us?
     
  8. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    MY husband didn't buy me from the ukraine.
     
  9. Slothly

    Slothly Chicken

    Oh. This is going to be gold... This chick married at 18-19, divorced a year later with a son. Goes out with a bunch of randoms, falls in love within three weeks everytime! Finally hooks back up with her ex husband. They break up, she posts on FB that she's pregnant, and nobody knows who the dad is (she won't tell if she knows). She meets this other guy at about 6 months pregnant. They get engaged after 4 months of dating, and are getting married this Spring some time. She's 24-25 now. I know her because we're family friends with her parents.

    This guy is apparently a really good guy (according to my dad), but the way she talks about this guy, her religion, her children is just pure snark gold.

    No. He is A. Lying to you (Which is a huge deal because "CHRISTIAN! BETTER THAN YOU!" Even though before I met this guy I was posting about how Jeff Goldblum must hate me!). B. Being a decent person.

    Now, girl no longer works. But she found totally affordable bridesmaids dresses for her BMs!

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    There was also a post somewhere about how she wasn't sure if burlap would look good as table runners. And if it was too daring to put her bridesmaids in ivory. And she has posted about a million pictures of twined up wine bottles as if she were the first person to ever make them.

    Maybe (probably) I'm just at bitch eating crackers with her.
     
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  10. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    That dress is fucking hideous. For that price it better come with $198 dollars.
     
  11. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    Humblebragger....
    :p
     
  12. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I would have so much fun wearing all those ruffles. I would love it if it were a long dress.
     
  13. Slothly

    Slothly Chicken

    I'm not even snarking on the dress. Just that this is a second wedding and she's making her BMs buy $200-250 dresses. I mean, at least that dress is cute and her youngest sister is 15 and will totally be able to wear that to a homecoming dance or something again. It's just... bitch stop eating those damn crackers.
     
  14. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    I deleted a lot of dramatic people from Facebook a long time ago. I regret it.
     
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  15. shepherdee

    shepherdee Chicken

    This is the reason I did not delete overly dramatic TMI people from FB. I'll let y'all know when I find a nugget.
     
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  16. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    I deleted my FB a while and just got back on in the fall. A few of the overly dramatic people are college friends that just got married and are starting families so I did add them back to keep up. A couple of them had me as a bridesmaid so of course I needed to be around to submerge any embarrassing photos...

    There are a few people I hid just because it's constant politics/religion or other inflammatory topics just to get people stirred up. And people who always post abused dogs and pictures of c-sections. I know it's out there, I don't need it shoved in my face every day.
     
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  17. user4290

    user4290 North of the Boarder

    I had to unfollow someone on facebook recently. She is a really cool girl in person, but online she is just really angry. She is a masculine dressing lesbian and is often mistaken for a man by the general public. She is contantly posting pictures of people sitting across from her on the bus with captions like "bitch is gunna stare at me for the whole ride, how do you like getting your picture taken? #bigot". Most of these people look innocent enough. I'm sure one of two of these people were rudely staring, but it's doubtfuly that was the case with all of them. It would be a lot more believable if she wasn't posting something like that almost daily. I've been so tempted to write back that they were probably wondering why she was scowling for the whole bus ride.
     
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  18. Doom&Sparkles

    Doom&Sparkles Chicken

    I had to delete an ex-coworker because she would post about her Christian women's church group about 10-20 PER DAY. Yay, you're born again, but jesus, I don't need to hear about it all the fucking time.

    Recently my biggest pet peeve have been the friends who post five million photos and videos of their kids every day. All my feed now is babies, babies and not even cute babies.
     
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  19. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    The baby pictures all look the same to me. If you took away the names on FB and just had the baby pictures I would have no idea which friends were which.
     
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  20. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Lol I love baby pics on Facebook. Give me all the baby and pet pics! No such thing as too many! Just don't vague-book!
     
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  21. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    I primarily post about Bacon and Ham, on top of the 5-6 pictures per day on their social media as well. I tried to limit it to three, but they're just so cute.
     
  22. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    "Advocare/Shakeology/Other scam is the only way to lose weight! Join my team!!!" No. Fuck you. Bye.

    Also anyone who shares those annoying videos of people twerking on a car and random shit.

    AP I have a friend who CONSTANTLY posts her boyfriend as her man crush monday and I just want to comment WE GET IT.
     
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  23. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    One of my former coworkers' wife is selling Plexus, apparently some kind of weight lost system. She post stuff like this all the time:

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    I looked up this stuff, and apparently, it is banned in Amazon.
     
  24. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    The only pink drink I'm ingesting is a Cape Cod. Speaking of which ...
     
  25. Mmmm. Love me a cape cod.