Shit Roosters Say

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Fitz, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    P: we should get matching robes.
    Me: we have robes though, like nice ones.
    P: I know, but it's time. I think we should have matching ones.

    I guess he's decided to go all in and make this relationship robe official.
     
  2. virgo

    virgo Chicken

  3. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    “I feel like we should make a nominal effort to make sure your mom’s alive every week. Not huge, just nominal.”
     
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  4. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Can he check on my dad while he’s at it? One less thing on my plate.
     
  5. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    It might be a refreshing change to keep tabs on a different type of dysfunctional parent.

    To clarify, the context here was that I should try to get in touch with my mom less. We try to contact her daily as she lives alone and has health issues, and on the rare instance she responds she talks only about herself. Rooster’s pretty sick of her shit.
     
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  6. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    New plan. My dad and your mom can check on each other, and we can keep each other accountable to only answering a minority percentage of their phone calls.
     
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  7. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I think this could work for about a week, and we’d have to give a generous radius to the destruction they’d leave in their wake.
     
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