Shit Roosters Say

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Fitz, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Me: Do you like my new shirt?
    J: Yeah. You look like a sexy picnic table.
    Me::bored:

    It’s a buffalo plaid off the shoulder long sleeve shirt.
     
  2. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

  3. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    J asked me if it’s like 10pm because it feels late. It was 7:40. Then he asked if we had dinner yet, we did. We didn’t even put the left overs away yet. This time change is not treating him well. :lol:
     
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  4. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    To his class this morning:

    So that is the value of nu. From now on, any time someone asks you "what's new?" you can tell them, "it's c over lambda!"
     
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  5. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Watching Bridezillas: “Arguably, this is one of the better male strippers we’ve seen on this show!”
     
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  6. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Jeff Goldblum I love Bridezillas.
     
  7. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Damn it! I left my phone behind at work!

    Proceeds to.walk from recliner to work desk. Pauses to give me big shit eating grin then picks up phone.
     
  8. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Me yesterday: I recommend starting an IRA and putting in the max starting amount with that windfall then putting in the max monthlies.
    P: grunts noncommittally

    P today after talking to his brother: I should probably open an IRA with that windfall.
    Me, gritting my teeth: yeah, and defo use as much of the inheritance as possible to open it.
    P: well you know, they put limits on that kinda thing and the monthly deposits.
    Me: stares in ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
    P: what?
     
  9. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

  10. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Rooster (in an impressed tone): “Woah, that’s a man poop!”
    Fry: “What did you call it?”
    R: “A man poop?”
    F: “No, what did you call it yesterday?”
    R: “Sorry, I don’t remember what I called your poop yesterday.”
     
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  11. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    "We were like 2 hot dogs at a 7/11" - J complaining about how much we were rolling around last night trying to fall asleep.
     
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  12. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    I’m glad you clarified that it was related to rolling around to fall asleep. I was concerned there for a moment where this was going :lol:
     
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  13. virgo

    virgo Chicken

  14. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I figured it was one that would need clarification when I wrote it out and didn’t have the falling asleep part! :lol:
     
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  15. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    “I now do defensive diaper changes.”
     
  16. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    We often dilute juice for Fry.
    Fry: “This tastes more like limeade than the other one.”
    Rooster: “This morning he got a homeopathic version of limeade.”
     
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  17. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    We have a smart light in the Fresno bedroom. Every time P turns it off with his phone, I ooo and aah and say, "Magic!"

    We have bedside lamps in Hayward. Tonight, he turned his off and ooo-ed and aah-ed and said, "Muggle!"
     
  18. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I bought Girl Scot cookies yesterday and got more than I should have. I put a couple boxes in the pantry, and put a couple in a cabinet I knew nobody else would ever look in.

    Rooster took one look at me and said “How many boxes did you buy and how many locations are they in?”
     
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  19. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    I have been craving thin mints for months, but I don't know if girl scouts is such a thing here. I'm sure I've never seen one. I literally found a recipe to make my own fml
     
  20. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    The Keebler grasshopper cookies are similar (if they’re still a thing.)
     
  21. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    I've never heard of those but I'll look for them next time I do groceries. Thanks @Imabug1002!
     
  22. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    I Googled and they don't look familiar, so I don't know if I can find them. But they definitely look good so fingers crossed.

    ...... why are they named after insects? They're not shaped or anything.
     
  23. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Idk. Isn’t there a drink too?

    Here Aldi also has some that are just as good and 1/4 the price.

    edit - never mind. Apparently they have been discontinued. :sad:
     
  24. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Yes a grasshopper is some kind of creme de menthe cocktail I think.
     
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  25. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    OMJG you're right, that sounds right.

    Part of me is relieved that the mystery is solved and another part is lol that the Keebler elves are out there making cocktail cookies. :lol: