Shit Roosters Say

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Fitz, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    You're not a rookie.
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  2. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    (Showed to B)
    B: I don't get it.

    Which made me laugh even harder.
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  3. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    @Erie seriously girl, post that shit on FB.
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  4. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    I think she means in the private FB group.
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  5. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Yes, I meant in the private FB.
  6. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    I know you meant in the private group @Zombie Llama but I’d still rather not. Don’t need this stuff ever getting out even unintentionally since it would severely damage our business! Some of it no one else would get anyway since it’s just his way of dealing with us regularly (which is annoying AF but we still want to retain that business).
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  7. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    I am sorry. I really didn't think that request through.
  8. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    lol you’re fine I would have asked whoever to post them somewhere so I could see too!!
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  9. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Me: oh, this is the episode of Bones that always makes me cry. Gonna stop paying attn.
    P: how do you narrow it down?
    Me: ???
    P: [proceeds to list the most gut wrenching moments of the whole show]
    Me: :sad::sad::angry::sad:
  10. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    6.09? 10.02?
  11. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

  12. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Oh, yes. The one with the tiger gets me more.
  13. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I refuse to ever rewatch that one.
  14. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    We were watching the putt putt championship that was part of the ESPN Ocho coverage today.

    J: This looks so old. They said that guy was in the 1996 championship so this is probably 97 or 98.
    Me: Check the info to see if they have the year.
    J: 2000??? This is what TV looked like when I graduated high school?!?!

    He's so upset.
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  15. user63

    user63 Chicken

    I watched Charlotte's Web with the kids and I had the same thought :lol::lol: Good movie, but it looks so old. It looked like top notch stuff when I was a kid :lol:
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  16. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Fry is into reading cities and temperatures on the weather app. We were on Manila.
    “All I know is that they’re known for their envelopes.”

    It’s 90 and hazy there, if you guys are curious.
  17. virgo

    virgo Chicken

  18. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

  19. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    Sheldon started limping last night (why are all my pets falling apart at the same time??) it feels like arthritis is forming in his wrist and elbow. He's only 10! I brought him home some buprenorphine and gave him his first dose tonight.

    Me: Sheldon is high on buprenorphine and is laying next to his food bowl.
    J: give him some munchies!
    Me: he's on a diet!
    J: I'd give you munchies if you were high.
  20. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    R: My hands have been really dry lately.
    Me: Well, you know why.
    R: No, why?
    Me: Because of all of the extra hand washing.
    R: Ohh, is that a thing?

    (Could also maybe go in come of shame)
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  21. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    “How many bras do you have for masks”
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  22. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    I lol'ed.
  23. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    How many masks do you have for bras, though
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  24. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    M took his diaper off when I wasn't looking, and then proceeded to quickly do a series of hops to get away and outrun my reach.

    Rooster: "I don't know why you thought you could catch him when he's in bunny mode, you have trouble catching the rabbits in Mario."
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  25. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    Me: I think C needs the Bearenstein Bears and The Green Eyed Monster

    A: What? What the heck would that be about?

    Me: :eyebrow:

    (He says he knows green is jealousy but has never heard anyone use that term. Sometimes I wonder about him.)
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