Shit Roosters Say

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Fitz, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    Now I'm picturing a rustic chic barn wedding where you are forced get to wear cowboy boots with your bridesmaid's dress. How close am I @Imabug1002?
     
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  2. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    My cousin got engaged a couple of weeks ago and we are trying to make a brunch plan - she mentioned she had a little something for me and now I'm paranoid she wants me to be a bridesmaid :lol: (I am old AF and she has a million friends so I don't really think she would want me to be a bridesmaid, but thanks to this thread it's on my mind, haha.)
     
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  3. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I've heard beach destination wedding in March or April but who knows. Probably still cowboys boots or something though.

    Sorry friend. We can be old lady bridesmaids together.
     
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  4. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Thank fuck my friends are all old and married or not the wedding party type. I can offer ring bearers now, but not putting on a bridesmaids dress.
     
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  5. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    I have three friends that I'd still do it for if asked, but I'm glad I'm old enough and value my sanity enough to just say no to anyone else.
     
  6. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    @Canaligator maybe it is a "Will you be my officiant" gift!
     
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  7. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    haha oh man, I didn't even think of that despite having performed two weddings! That would be way better than being a bridesmaid.
     
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  8. Chevere

    Chevere Chicken

    Aww darn, missed out on a chance to hire you!
     
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  9. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    One of my bridesmaids is engaged and I'm sooo relieved because she's not having a wedding party. I can't afford to be a bridesmaid this year, but even if I could I don't really feel like it (and I feel bad about that because she's awesome).
     
  10. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    Officiating a wedding is way better than being a bridesmaid. I hope that’s it!
     
  11. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Haha for real, I'm guessing it's more like she got a Christmas ornament for Lucy or something like that. I can't imagine her doing a bridesmaid proposal box type of thing to ask me to be the officiant. I usually get asked to do a reading and I can see her asking that, but without fanfare :)
     
  12. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    None of the friends who would have asked me to stand up for them had traditional weddings. Two got married at the courthouse and one at Burning Man. :lol: The only person I still have to worry about is my sister, and I just know she’ll be an awful c-hole of a bride.
     
  13. user217

    user217 Chicken

    I’ve tAlked before about M and his speech struggles, well turns out he might not be much of a talker, but he loves to sing. Can literally sing like 6 short songs. Very clearly and uses inflection.

    s: he’s like Ozzy Osborne. Can’t understand a damn thing he says until he starts singing
     
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  14. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    That's adorable.
     
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  15. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    “I put pants on for the pizza boy.”
     
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  16. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    I’m sure the pizza boy was appreciative.
     
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  17. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    Me: Oooo that slaps
    A:...and by that you mean it is....good? Bad? I can’t tell what you are trying to say
     
  18. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

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  19. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    B, to C: You just hit drums and white supremacists, that’s it.
     
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  20. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Me: I accidentally put on my daytime serum in the nighttime!
    B: at least it won’t keep you up!
     
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  21. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    J: It smelled like someone barbecuing outside so now I want to grill something for dinner.
    Me: It's like -50 degrees out right now.
    J: But I'm feeling inspired.
     
  22. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    So P just discovered The Piano Guys and is going through their videos.

    P: Wait. This isn't Story of My Life.
    Me: [side eye him then start singing the lyrics]
    P: ohhh I thought this was going to be the Social Distortion one!
     
  23. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    Somehow “Memory” from Cats came up.

    R: I hope you’re ready to hear that every night soon for a year or whatever (roughly how long I think I want to breast feed).
    Mammaries
    All alone in the moonlight
    As the baby drinks milkies
    And then pukes on your shirt
     
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  24. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    That’s ... a lot.
     
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  25. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    I thought it was cute, then. We’ll see how I feel in a few months :lol: