Shit Amazon says I need (aka what have I been googling?)

Amazon suggests some epic products. I know it is based on my search history, but I can't figure out what I would have been looking for that would indicate I need these items. Some highlights from today:

Putin, shirtless on a bear.


I was reading up on the Duggers last week.


Apparently I need to look at less Cornish Rexes.


I am not sure who Amanda Lee is, but she sure makes some nice balloons.


This actually might be the most logical.

 

I love this thread already

 

I started involuntarily itching at the thought of knitting with cat hair.

 

Those balloons may need to become part of my life.

 

They are pretty amazing. I do not know what I would do with them but I love them (Amazon was right yet again.)

 

I'm not sure where they get their ideas but a few weeks ago it thought I needed dinosaur taco holders and last week it thought I needed to wash and wax a car.

 

I think you do need a dino taco holder!

 

It thinks I need a Dino taco holder as well. I don't eat hard shell tacos at home, but I do love dinosaurs.

 

It only holds crunchy tacos. I did make tacos for dinner after seeing it though.

 

That skirt is fucking fab

 

Part of me thinks that skirt was suggested because I have been googling prosthetic dicks and "Priscilla Queen of the Desert"

 

I need to see this dino taco holder.

 

Amazon suggested the dino taco holder at some point last month, but I was out of mad money. Poor timing, Amazon.

 

Hard taco shells are the sad child of tortillas and tostadas and they always disappoint.

 

You're both so wrong. Homemade crunchy tacos are sooo good and a treat dinner for us.

 

I'm not about to discriminate against any tacos here. I'll take what I can get.


...that sounds like a euphemism right? Or have I had too much gin?

 

More gin. I'm curious to see how this plays out.

 

Oh Amazon. You do know me.

 

Y tho

 

I look at one pillow and now I'm a crazy cat lady with a thing for throws

 

Dying laughing at "foot jewelry" hahahahahahaaaaa

 

Is it bad that as soon as I saw that black tutu outfit there's a kid I immediately thought of? Her mother would die of delight.