Amazon suggests some epic products. I know it is based on my search history, but I can't figure out what I would have been looking for that would indicate I need these items. Some highlights from today: Putin, shirtless on a bear. I was reading up on the Duggers last week. Apparently I need to look at less Cornish Rexes. I am not sure who Amanda Lee is, but she sure makes some nice balloons. This actually might be the most logical.
They are pretty amazing. I do not know what I would do with them but I love them (Amazon was right yet again.)
I'm not sure where they get their ideas but a few weeks ago it thought I needed dinosaur taco holders and last week it thought I needed to wash and wax a car.
It thinks I need a Dino taco holder as well. I don't eat hard shell tacos at home, but I do love dinosaurs.
Part of me thinks that skirt was suggested because I have been googling prosthetic dicks and "Priscilla Queen of the Desert"
Amazon suggested the dino taco holder at some point last month, but I was out of mad money. Poor timing, Amazon.
I get taco holder suggestions too, but fuck them because hard taco shells are a waste of perfectly good tortillas.
I'm not about to discriminate against any tacos here. I'll take what I can get. ...that sounds like a euphemism right? Or have I had too much gin?
This description: Cat Unicorn Good Vs. Evil Unicorn Video Set Including Two Inflatable Vinyl Unicorn Horns, One White and One Black, and Wooden Video Clapperboard to Make Your Cat the Next Break-out Video Star https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K60O92Y/?tag=danmel-20
Is it bad that as soon as I saw that black tutu outfit there's a kid I immediately thought of? Her mother would die of delight.