Please stop, Carol.

Discussion in 'Photobombs' started by Zoomzoom, Jun 21, 2017.

  1. SassyLlama

    SassyLlama Goose

    @Honey :lol: Dude, you always have the best, most witty comebacks. :loveu:

    I don't know if you knew me yet on the boards [of that place which shall not be named] when I confused Uwe Boll with Werner Herzog. It was probably my most embarrassing moment there. And you and I both know that is saying A LOT.
     
  2. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    OMJG I'm dead. I totally don't remember that.
     
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  3. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Alright guys I'm back with C's take on the big day. For the sake of anonymity I will not be sharing any of their pictures, but may be able to be convinced via PM. Most of our friends' are not terrible thankfully.

    Unfortunately for you all my rooster is one of few words. He tells me she didn't seem very friendly. Ridiculous poses were roughly kept to:
    • the guys flexing (they're a group of geeks so that's just sad)
    • guys fawning over the bride's rings
    • girls fawning over groom's muscles
    • the guys lifting the groom up...which she took horizontal so it kinda looks like they're just grabbing his ass
    • the typical Carol sexy poses
    • The guys grabbing someone else's ass and the girls looking over their shoulder winking sexily? C had the choice between grabbing one of the groomsmen or said groomsman's wife. He went with the guy. I have unfortunately not seen this photo.
    Also they took photos for 3-4 hours pre-ceremony, another 1-1.5 hours after the ceremony, and then the bride and groom had more photos taken mid-reception. :eek:

    Sidenote - Carol is apparently full of herself as she commented saying one of her pictures looks like it should be in a magazine so that's a thing.
     
  4. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    @Zoomzoom I'm sure they can always use more "what to watch out for" examples in Brides if she wants to submit
     
  5. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    That's a long time, at least they got their money's worth?
     
  6. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I hope so. The MOH was so annoyed... But then I saw her recommend them to someone on Facebook. :?:
     
  7. JillofallTrades

    JillofallTrades Chicken

    Hopefully to someone she either hates or knows would love to have those kinds of shots?
     
  8. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I found out that Carol was not hired due to a cheap price. The amount they paid is insane for our area and for the quality. Like stupid insane. :eek:
     
  9. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    Is it over 4 digits?
     
  10. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    No, over 4 digits is completely unheard of here. I don't think I've heard of a single photographer close to that here. I think only the best photographer in my city would hit the price they paid for what they got and the quality is miles beyond Carol.
     
  11. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Huh... so her ridiculous marketing of insane pictures actually works?
     
  12. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I guess? Threebestrated.ca put her in their top 3 for the area. I haven't heard of this site until seeing it on her Facebook page, but she seems excited about it.
     
  13. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Due to a conversation I was having with some chickens I was thinking of terrible photography and with that comes Carol. So I decided to check out what she's been up to and found a few gems.
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  14. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    “Hi I’m Carol and I love to crop the tips of my brides’ toes.” Watch your framing, Carol.
     
  15. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    That last one is mantle ready
     
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  16. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    If I was garter lady I’d keep that for when I’m older as a reminder of how hot I used to be, but would keep it out of the family album.
     
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  17. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    When I was young and still framing at Aaron Brothers, I framed an 8x10 photo of a lady in that pose, except she was fully nude and heavily pregnant. She was like, “Yeah, my friend took some fun maternity photos and this one is going to hang in my bedroom.” Cool. You do you, boo.
     
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  18. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I’ve seen some really beautiful maternity shoots, but damn I wish I’d taken sexy pics during my first pregnancy when I wasn’t showing yet but my boobs had gotten bigger. Nothing front side will ever look that good again.
     
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  19. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    The woman on the stairs was called a "glamour shot" and the post talked about booking your own glamour shoots. No thank you.
     
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