Please stop, Carol.

These are high school grad photos.

 

What's she graduating to? Head dancer at her local strip club?

 

Only if she's planning to move. No strip clubs in the province.

 

I bet she'll enjoy showing off that motorcycle picture when they head off to separate schools and break up in September.

 

Also the photographer's file names include the words "sexy grad" and "sexy couple". Ew.

 

Her parents must be so proud.

 

That may or may not be her dad's motorcycle.

 

Hope his leather cleaner is spermicidal.

 

Thanks Honey. If anyone has a suggestion for a title let me know, otherwise I'm happy with this one.

 

In high school I would have considered that first photo aspirational and not as a possibility in the short- or medium-term.

Now that I'm old I see that picture and think
1)children, step away from the organ donor machine!
2)that just looks uncomfortable
3)If you kids don't have condoms I will give you money to buy them, because obviously this ship has sailed

 

Another grad from the same photographer. This one's hoping to join Chippendales.

 

Let's surround the baby with guns!


The sexy leg pose like in the first post here shows up in nearly every wedding and grad shoot that I've seen.

 

I'm glad I will have no embarrassment if someone were to look at my high school graduation pictures. Just me in the cap and gown and another one of me holding my clarinet.

 

No, just no. Please stop Carol.

 

How are some of these funny?

 

That's got to be the klassiest portfolio ever.

 

@Comet these are also hers.

@Honey if they are I don't think I'm actually married.

 

Beyond trashy/klassy.

Such scenic views on the golf course, too. Beautiful location.

 

I do like how one guy has already dropped his golf ball.

 

@MagnificentCat I'd just assumed the groom had already teed that one off. Probably got a hole in one.