Overheard

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Honey, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    That outside dick get them hoes sick.
     
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  2. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I think one of staff in the cafeteria right now is a for real matchmaker on the side. She was just talking to someone about setting up a date with a woman...it was a very detailed call. But on paper detailed like her stats and current job and dating status. She kept referencing the woman's FB for "up to date" pics. Weird.
     
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  3. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I hope it was just the usual intercom garbling plus airport noise - they just called for "Passenger Meconium" to come to the gate.
     
  4. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    The people in front of me at Auntie Anne’s got cinnamon sugar pretzels and cheese sauce. :sick:
     
  5. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    I can’t get onboard with that. Ew.
     
  6. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    Yeah that’s gross.
     
  7. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    They better have been at the mercy of pregnancy cravings.
     
  8. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I hope the cheese sauce was for something else because gross gross gross
     
  9. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    That’s like the mall trash version of chili on cinnamon rolls.
     
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  10. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    A grown-ass woman: "How do all the fire trucks know there’s REALLY a fire? Do they have radios or something?”
     
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  11. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

  12. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model

    Humanity is doomed.
     
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  13. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    But how is this one particular human still surviving? Like, she was probably around 50. How has she made it this far?
     
  14. virgo

    virgo Chicken