Overheard

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Honey, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. user63

    user63 Chicken

    Right?? They must have missed out on preschool and it shows :lol:
     
  2. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    “Because ‘ducking’ isn’t a word either!!”
     
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  3. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Except...
     
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  4. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Talking about a dog—“Well her name is Beth but I think we’re gonna rename her Mildred after my grandmother”
     
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  5. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Haha my friend threatened to name his dog after his MIL so he could say "Barbara, don't shit on the carpet!" I wonder if something similar is at play here.
     
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  6. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    A child outside our window was sobbing and saying something incomprehensible.

    His mother: And now you can see why I've cut out sweets.
     
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  7. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    Little boy (sobbing): But I want an ice cream!
    His father: Well, you're not having one, mate.

    We've been saying "Well, youre not having one, mate" all day :lol:
     
  8. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Where was that man when I went on my 5:30 cafeteria adventure
     
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  9. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Taking candy from a baby
     
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  10. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Goddammit they’re supposed to keep the peds floor locked
     
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  11. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    Two people in the waiting room with me (talking across me, which is its own ugh)

    Preg lady 1: And I told her don’t say “don’t beat me!” in public! They’ll take you away’! I just poked her!

    Preg lady 2: I KNOW THATS RIGHT! I’d beat her ass for puttin on a show! Give you somethin to cry about

    Preg lady 1: YES GURL

    :oops:
     
  12. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Awkward
     
  13. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    At Target Optical.
    Worker 1: So do you think there are aliens there?"
    Worker 2: Naw man, I told you what I think. I think that in the 1950's Aleister Crowley, and that guy who started scientology, what was his name? Anyway, I think they opened a portal there to another dimension. And Aleister died before he could come back and close it. That's when they shut it down for Area 51. So I don't think it's little green men but I do think it's more like interdimensional.
    Worker 2: <notices me> Betcha didn't know you were going to get conspiracy theories with your eye appointment today did you?
     
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  14. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Plot twist: you already knew they were going to be talking conspiracy theories
     
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  15. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Now I'm thinking a lot about whether Aleister Crowley could have tolerated L. Ron Hubbard. I bet they were frenemies at best.
     
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  16. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    Extra plot twist: I'm an alien.
     
  17. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Dimensional or otherwise?
     
  18. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    Of the Doctor Who variety.
    [​IMG]
     
  19. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    I'm hungry and that made me think of smores.
     
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  20. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    Mother to her 4 sons, all tormenting each other: Remember, it is MY birthday week.
     
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  21. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Me as a mom :lol:
     
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  22. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    She lost all the fucks she ever gave 3 kids ago.
     
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  23. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    The guy behind me at the IKEA checkout lane (at 9pm) was complaining that he was going to be late for his date. He stopped to buy clean sheets.

    He then proceeded to tell me he was going to gobble me up. I pointed at S and told him he would have a problem with that.

    Why are men so gross?
     
  24. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    Ewwww. Sorry.
     
  25. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    That's gross. WTF
     
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