Ooops I married a douchebag

Discussion in 'Klassy Brides' started by Honey, Oct 21, 2012.

  1. Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    Umm. No.

    Why does she have to work 2 jobs but he gets to quit his only job?! Dude can fucking deal, because I'm pretty sure she is worse off than him at the moment.
     
  2. a_moo_point

    a_moo_point Chicken

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    I'll be interested to see what she says to all the bees who are realizing that this is the same husband who wouldn't let her quit. So far she hasn't acknowledged that fact.
     
  3. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    He's never going to keep a job if he's so bad at time management that he can't even manage to shower after work. Nobody in the world works so many hours that they can't even sleep and bathe between shifts.
     
  4. Midwestgirl

    Midwestgirl Chicken

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    My question is, what is going on that they're living like this? He works a full-time job, she works both a full-time and a part-time job. She says they don't spend any money because they don't have time to, but if he lost his job they would lose their home. Do they live in Manhattan? Are they working at McDonalds? Granted, I live in a fairly inexpensive area of the country, but I've known people in the Chicago area who have worked one full-time job at a convenience store, lived alone, and were able to manage their bills.
     
  5. Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    If he drives a van, and goes to customer's homes, I'm going to assume that he works for a cable company, or perhaps Stanley Steemer or something? I'm sure that pays more than minimum wage. Maybe they purchased their McMansion a little early in the marriage.
     
  6. Midwestgirl

    Midwestgirl Chicken

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    They're renting. They have to be spending their money on *something,* or else they're living somewhere extremely expensive.
     
  7. Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    Ah, the renting may be the problem. In my little corner of redneckville, buying is usually less expensive than renting. Especially if you buy something comparable to what you were renting.

    But still, perhaps they should seek a less expensive unit? I don't know. Just not sure how you can live -><- this close to the edge.
     
  8. Midwestgirl

    Midwestgirl Chicken

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  10. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    It's like a cosplay dress for an oil slick.
     
  11. redredrose

    redredrose Chicken

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

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  12. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    Oh hell no.
     
  13. snarktopus

    snarktopus Chicken

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    There is not enough UGH in the world for that. I wish you all could see my face.
     
  14. user217

    user217 Chicken

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    I can only think of one word, and it's been banned from the bee: tacky.
     
  15. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Re: Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    Can I say tacky on the bee if I'm talking about glue or chewing gum? Or is it a blanket ban?
     
  16. user217

    user217 Chicken

    Husband FORBIDS bee from quitting 2nd job

    If you're Nona or killed your child to party, yes.
     
  17. Seymour

    Seymour Chicken

    Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    Her DH sounds like an asshole. Porn is cool and all but inviting people over and then running off to the loo to rub one out to some porn on the smartphone seems....weird. Very weird. He does other shitty things but the porno thing stuck out the most.

     
  18. BLT

    BLT Chicken

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    OMJG, I just got a headache reading through that. I don't get the phone part, but I'm worried the original post would be 50234389428 times worse.
     
  19. gimmeoatmeal

    gimmeoatmeal Chicken

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    That made my eyes bleed. I have no issue with porn or masturbation. But to lock yourself in the bathroom, moaning while you choke the chicken? With company over? Beyond embarrassment.
     
  20. user217

    user217 Chicken

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    Ok--was it HIM moaning or the people on the video???
     
  21. Ashtanga

    Ashtanga Chicken

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    Where do women find guys like these...I am so scared for my daughters
     
  22. Seymour

    Seymour Chicken

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    I just assumed HE was the one moaning but the moaning coming from the video makes much more sense and is less disturbing. But he's still a weirdo!
     
  23. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    Dude sneaked her a fake ring, not once, but twice?

    [​IMG]

    But really though. I would burn him.
     
  24. user217

    user217 Chicken

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    Lololol yes, I definitely think it's the video.

    I feel like sort of an asshat for saying this--but this dude has problems for days, and her "busting" him while the friend was there was a dick move on her part.
     
  25. redredrose

    redredrose Chicken

    Re: Beats off in the bathroom while his friends are over.

    How long has she known this guy? I feel like the surprises just keep coming.