Ooops I married a douchebag

Discussion in 'Klassy Brides' started by Honey, Oct 21, 2012.

  1. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Re: Dude sounds like a dick

    Chicken TMI- My rooster says he doesn't mind, and it doesn't lessen anything. We used to do that as our second line of defense if we didn't have a condom available.
     
  2. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Re: Dude sounds like a dick

    I just asked mine if he found pulling out less enjoyable. He thought about it for a minute and then said, "Yeah, I suppose so." So it's not THAT bad. I'd rather use spermicidal lube as a backup method. Not that I think my chances of getting pregnant are very good at all after 12 years of Depo.
     
  3. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Re: Dude sounds like a dick

    Yeah but what if you're downstairs and can't wait to go upstairs to get the stuff?
     
  4. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

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    Risk it?
     
  5. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

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    B prefers pulling out to no sex. My friend and her husband went off BC and were pulling out and now she is expecting!
     
  6. HBC

    HBC Chicken

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    We do now, but on the pill I never knew how much I was keeping down, so we always backed up. Like I said earlier, if we risked it and lost the gamble, I know the number for PP.
     
  7. virgo

    virgo Chicken

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    i asked R and he said he would be ok with pulling out but it would be less enjoyable. i'd rather just chart my cycles (which is what we're using at the moment) than risk the pull out method. this way we know when i've ovulated and it's safe to go at it without having to pull out. we can also go up until about 8 days after i get my period before we have to start using condoms. all i have to do is take my temp every morning so no biggie there.
     
  8. android

    android Founding Messiah

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    I have two good friends who both got accidentally pregnant while using the pull out method as birth control.
     
  9. gimmeoatmeal

    gimmeoatmeal Chicken

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    We charted and used the pull out method successfully for nearly three years. I ovulated early with no usual o symptoms last October. P is now a month old.

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  10. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

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    I charted to conceive, but I realized I would have been SOL if we were trying to avoid because I too ovulated strangely the cycle I got knocked up. I thought I had my period and that the cycle had just been anovulatory. It was lighter bleeding than usual, but still definitely more than spotting and lasted about 4-5 days. Well, the day the bleeding stopped is the day I ovulated... In theory, that would be considered a safe zone because ain't nobody ovulates on day 5, especially not me! But maybe if you have very regular cycles it's not an issue.
     
  11. gimmeoatmeal

    gimmeoatmeal Chicken

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    I had the most regular, predictable cycles ever. P was just dying to be made, I think.
     
  12. HBC

    HBC Chicken

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    I have a brother.
     
  13. Lucyinthesky

    Lucyinthesky Chicken

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    We have been using the pullout method for nearly a decade. We also have two kids, BUT there was no pulling out so...
     
  14. virgo

    virgo Chicken

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    gimme & a&o- my cycles are irregular so we know to be careful. i've ovulated as early as CD11 and as late as CD20. there's a pretty huge window where we have to use condoms. :-( it sucks!! i wish it would just be normal.

    although a&o- you're freaking me out with the CD5 thing! i think we might have to rethink when to use condoms. o_O
     
  15. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

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    It had to have been breakthrough bleeding I think, making ovulation CD34 (which would be more typical for me since it tended to fall between CD25-40ish), but it sure seemed like a period.
     
  16. bluevalentine

    bluevalentine Statler or Waldorf

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    O and I have been using the pullout method for years and no accidents yet... now I'm starting to worry that we haven't had any accidents!
     
  17. Lucyinthesky

    Lucyinthesky Chicken

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    You'll never know until you try :wink:
     
  18. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    Another asshole fiance

    She probably isn't even fat. It sounds like she might be a little chubby at most. She replies down thread a little that she's just 15lbs overweight. How sad :sad: I want to punch him in the face for her.

    http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/fi-n ... z2cquGfgFl

    We are 4 weeks away from our wedding and the past few days, FI has been distant. I asked him yesterday if there was anything on his mind that he wanted to talk about. He said its nothing we haven't spoken about before. I said what are you referring too? He said, I think its obvious, we are 4 weeks away from the wedding and you haven't lost any weight.

    I have always struggled with my weight. Its always been a constant battle. If I were to workout, I'd be in awesome shape, I don't have the motivation to workout....thats my problem.

    Can't have a workout buddy because all my friends have different schedules and it would never work, I've tried. FI said I should be able to do this on my own, I shouldn't need someone to help me or motivate me.

    I am worried because he said to me last night that if one day he just gets up and leaves that I shouldn't be surprised because we have had this issue before and I haven't done anything to fix it.

    I know he sounds like a jerk, but he is just looking out for me. I am 28, I should be in the best shape of my life, and I am not. I yo-yo. I lose a few pounds, get happy and think hey now I can eat what I want...wrong! I also bought my wedding dress and saw how amazing I looked and thought maybe I don't need to lose weight, so I got comfortable.

    I'm just sad, and worried that he may call off the wedding. There is no quick fix to losing weight, I know. And there is nothing I can say to make him feel better because we have been together almost 10 years, and my appearance has not changed much.

    How do you stay motivated to workout? How often? What type of workouts?

    I work full time 9-5 and I go to school part time on Mon & Weds. So I have no excuse. I could workout easily 5 days a week, my problem is having the energy and motivation to keep going.
     
  19. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Re: Another asshole fiance

    Okay, young adults of the world. Here's something you need to know: When you get engaged to your partners? They are the best they will ever be. They look better and behave better than they ever will going forward. If you enter in to that commitment thinking that you're going to be able to change or improve them in the future, just fucking stop what you're doing.
     
  20. virgo

    virgo Chicken

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    we can take turns punching him in the face. if he calls off the wedding over 15lbs, then he's not worth crying over. WTF
     
  21. HBC

    HBC Chicken

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    Preach
     
  22. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

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    I can't tell from the OP if she's fishing or if he really has completely destroyed her self-esteem. There is so much self-deprecation going on there, I just can't even. Guess who would be calling the wedding off if it were me in this situation? (Hint: it rhymes with "flee").
     
  23. android

    android Founding Messiah

    Re: Another asshole fiance

    LOL my ex missed that memo apparently
     
  24. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Re: Another asshole fiance

    Ugh, what a douche. I wonder what he looks like. He better be a fucking Adonis.
     
  25. Blahblah

    Blahblah Quitter

    Re: Another asshole fiance

    My guess is he's not even close. What an ass!