Not even problems

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by CoolWife, Jul 7, 2016.

  1. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Yeah and the airport is about 30 mins away. Stupid reduced flight schedules.
     
  2. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    My sourdough bagel is too sour. All this time I thought the limit did not exist.
     
  3. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I can’t wrap my mind around what that would taste like.
     
    megatron likes this.
  4. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model

    I stopped making pizza dough with sourdough starter. The sourness was too distracting from the pizza!
     
  5. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I like my slightly sweetened (by honey) pizza dough.
     
    lrrr likes this.
  6. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Today just keeps getting worse, J thought he bought me tiny packs of nerds at the store and they’re mini nerds ropes. :sick: So gross. Then he also bought “candy coated gummy worms” and the consistency is like a mike and Ike combined with what I think a hard boiled eggs still in the shell would feel like in your mouth. :sick::sick: The worm isn’t really gummy anymore, just soft.
     
  7. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

  8. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

  9. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Time to go get a bunch of real candy!
     
  10. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Have you lost your sense of taste are are you just not inebriated enough to taste a good time? Those nerds ropes bites are fucking dank.
     
  11. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    These aren’t the bites, they’re ropes cut tiny. J loves the bites. I love nerds and will eat them off the rope then eat the rope but the texture/consistency of eating it together grosses me out.
     
  12. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Wtf @ Bridgerton only having 8 episodes?? Dafuq am I supposed to watch tonight?!
     
  13. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Sex Life if you want steamy, Casketeers if you want to cry (but in a good sad but super wholesome way).
     
  14. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Dude, I just wanted to pick up where I left off with minimal thinking. Ugh why is life soooo haaaard?
     
  15. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I'm the one who donates to the Cornell Lab of Ornithology, Wildlife Defenders, etc. Why is P the one who gets the pretty hummingbird address labels from Audubon? Unfair.
     
    virgo, lrrr and CoolWife like this.
  16. lrrr

    lrrr Role Model

    Because, life.
     
  17. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    But I bet he can’t compete with your window decal collection at this point
     
    Lh718 and CoolWife like this.