Klassy brides we know IRL

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by NerdLady, Sep 25, 2013.

  1. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    That’s a lot of look.
  2. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    10/10 would trip getting out of that shower.
  3. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I love me a good, cathartic shower and luxurious baths. This is just too decadent and ridiculous for words.
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  4. HBC

    HBC Chicken

  5. Comet

    Comet Instigator

    Excellent suggestion. :drool:
  6. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    What kind of dough did the fail use?!
  7. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    @Comet I can't wait until she starts posting on WB.
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  8. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    @Comet "when I was planning my wedding, I found the boards at WB to be really helpful."

    For science, of course.
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  9. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    @Comet I have the perfect wine gift for you! They can even use the gift box as part of the ceremony.
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  10. user5076

    user5076 Chicken

    Wait. I get like.. maybe a month after the fact based on circumstances. But they got married in 2018?! Pathetic gift grab.
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  11. user4092

    user4092 Chicken

    LOL no.
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  12. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    What’s the justification for waiting so long?? I just... what???? o_O
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  13. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    I thought one of the points of having a surprise wedding was to cut out things like people feeling obligated to go to showers and bring gifts??
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  14. user3728

    user3728 Chicken

  15. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    That doesn’t fit the theme.
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  16. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    Or does it? It is down under.
  17. user5076

    user5076 Chicken

    @whatchyagonnado :lol:

    But seriously, really? Ugh. In that case, I’d just bring some ramen noodles and be like “it’s InTeSTiNeS.” :skull:
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  18. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Look, I’m not proud of how long this joke took me.
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  19. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    @Comet I found yout sister's wedding dress.

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  20. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    I feel like that might be too understate for her, there aren't any band logos on it.
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  21. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    It comes in black!
  22. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    My brothers fiancée is insisting on a “cookie table” where everyone brings a batch of cookies as part of dessert and there are to go boxes to take them as a favor. It’s “traditional” in Western PA where she grows up. Usually all the aunts/moms/bridesmaids are the ones that bake and bring them. Which is all fine and good until you’re having a destination wedding and still expect it. And they HAVE to be homemade.So on top of getting ready and packing everything for a destination wedding I also have to bake and bring cookies? Lovely.
  23. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Give that bitch Oreos.
  24. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    Will she really know if they’re homemade or not? I would just get store bought, take out of container and throw them in a baggie.
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  25. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    No matter what they have at the cookie bar, I’d be all over these anyways. Some types of magic can only be done by food chemists.