Kids say the darnedest things

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Hahaha just the other day we put C2 on a blanket on the lawn and he was quite effectively corralled.
     
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  2. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Neighborhood little brother, waiting at the bus stop. Talking, half out of the sunroof.
    “Did you know that the roof opens on my grandma and grandpa’s car?!”
     
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  3. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I finished nursing Minnow and put my boob away.
    “Looks like she’s done with the NIPPLE PATROL!!!”
    We have never called it the nipple patrol, I have no idea where he got that.
     
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  4. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    MIL, feeding him: Do you want some 'nana?
    1.5yo: BA-na-na!
     
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  5. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Fry is pretending that a bed is his office, and has designated a boundary where kids aren’t allowed. The details are specific enough I’m suspicious that he wandered into an office he wasn’t supposed to at school.
     
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