Kids say the darnedest things

Hahaha just the other day we put C2 on a blanket on the lawn and he was quite effectively corralled.

 

Neighborhood little brother, waiting at the bus stop. Talking, half out of the sunroof.
“Did you know that the roof opens on my grandma and grandpa’s car?!”

 

I finished nursing Minnow and put my boob away.
“Looks like she’s done with the NIPPLE PATROL!!!”
We have never called it the nipple patrol, I have no idea where he got that.

 

MIL, feeding him: Do you want some 'nana?
1.5yo: BA-na-na!

 

Fry is pretending that a bed is his office, and has designated a boundary where kids aren’t allowed. The details are specific enough I’m suspicious that he wandered into an office he wasn’t supposed to at school.

 

Nephew, 9, insisted on swiffering at MIL’s house, he pushed her shoes into the middle of the room (from their shoe mat area) and said “G, if you don’t clean up after yourself I’m going to throw these away!”

He also did all of his “pranks,” changing all the clocks he can reach and pushing the lock on the fridge water dispenser so it doesn’t work. He was thrilled when J drank tap water and complained it didn’t work.