Kids say the darnedest things

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Fry walked into the room wearing a long sleeved shirt, except one arm was in the sleeve and his leg was in the other sleeve. So aside from a modestly covered leg and arm, he was naked.
    “I’m in Germany!”
  2. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Sounds like my neighborhood.
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  3. user63

    user63 Chicken

    After telling D to clean up the toys that were right in the middle of the floor:

    D: "where? I can't see them. I don't have my glasses on." :bored:

    Wise guy, STFU you're wrong??
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  4. user4092

    user4092 Chicken

    “How ‘bout you turn on Sesame Street?”

    “Hey why you turn on Sesame Street?”

    “Hey why you turn up Sesame Street?”
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  5. user4350

    user4350 Chicken

    Rooster: do you want to try some hot sauce?
    E: what! No! That puts hair on your chin and then it never comes off!
    Rooster: it puts hair on your chest
    E: I think it’s your chin, it’s very hairy
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  6. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

  7. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    S: Covers E's eyes "you're blonde!!!"

    Well yes, but that has nothing to do with your hands over his eyes.
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  8. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    C was at the beach with my mom, sis, and BIL. You know how sometimes there’s that one person at the beach who you can just hear perfectly? Some woman was talking to a friend, apparently not making much sense. C stops eating his ice cream and loudly goes “What is she talking about?!?”
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  9. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Me, to A: I love you!
    A: I love snacks.

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  10. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Asked Nephew what he wanted for his birthday: "Rubber poop so I can prank people!!"

    He's apparently really into "pranks" now, he spent the week with my in laws and SIL said on their way home, about 5:30 he goes "Well, it's about 4:30 at G and Pop's!" when SIL asked him what he meant he said he "changed all the clocks before he left as a prank! Even the one on the high shelf in the living room!" :lol:
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  11. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

  12. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    We got nephew a variety pack of fake poop and I wrapped each one individually so it was delightful to watch him unwrap each one and giggle that there was "MORE FAKE POOP?!" He has his first day of school Zoom call yesterday and all the kids were going around saying their name and what they like to do. When it was his turn, he said "I like skiing and pranking people with fake poop!" :lol: SIL was not impressed but we found it hilarious!

    My favorite conversation when we were there:
    Me: M, how does it feel to be 8?
    M: (kinda sad) I don't know, I still feel 7.
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  13. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Rooster: “Why do you want to pick my nose?”
    Fry: “Because you are here.”
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  14. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Kid, it’s just not as satisfying when it’s not your own nose.
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  15. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    “I don’t get the point of Missouri.”
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  16. virgo

    virgo Chicken

  17. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I was watching a Trump speech, and a smirking Fry came up and cried, “Obamagate!”.
  18. virgo

    virgo Chicken

  19. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    I had make up on the other day - "What's that stuff on your face?" Later, "I want to paint my cheeks too." I guess the Selena Gomez blush is too pigmented.
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  20. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Thoughts about his first root beer float.
    “This is really cold. But really good. It’s my style.”
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  21. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    My BIL is dating someone.
    “A is D’s girlfriend. She helps him flush the toilet.”

    Our family now refers to this as the ultimate expression of love.
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  22. virgo

    virgo Chicken

  23. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Saw a guy trying to get his kid out of the pool, probably about 2.5 years old. He lifted him up to set him on his feet on the side and the kid didn’t want to get out so he lifted his legs up as high as he could. Like if his feet don’t touch he doesn’t have to get out. :lol: Smart kid.
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  24. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Lol that kid’s going places, but first it has to be out of the pool.
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  25. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I love it when they do that over grass too.

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