Kids say the darnedest things

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Me: What do you want for lunch, pizza?
    A: Nooooo, I don’t want pizza!
    Me: Well what do you want to have?
    A: I want...TOFU!

    :lol: whose child is this?!
     
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  2. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    "Everyone has gin."
     
  3. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Fry walked into the room wearing a long sleeved shirt, except one arm was in the sleeve and his leg was in the other sleeve. So aside from a modestly covered leg and arm, he was naked.
    “I’m in Germany!”
     
  4. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Sounds like my neighborhood.
     
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  5. user63

    user63 Chicken

    After telling D to clean up the toys that were right in the middle of the floor:

    D: "where? I can't see them. I don't have my glasses on." :bored:

    Wise guy, STFU you're wrong??
     
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  6. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    “How ‘bout you turn on Sesame Street?”

    “Hey why you turn on Sesame Street?”

    “Hey why you turn up Sesame Street?”
     
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  7. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    Rooster: do you want to try some hot sauce?
    E: what! No! That puts hair on your chin and then it never comes off!
    Rooster: it puts hair on your chest
    E: I think it’s your chin, it’s very hairy
     
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  8. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

  9. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    S: Covers E's eyes "you're blonde!!!"

    Well yes, but that has nothing to do with your hands over his eyes.
     
  10. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    C was at the beach with my mom, sis, and BIL. You know how sometimes there’s that one person at the beach who you can just hear perfectly? Some woman was talking to a friend, apparently not making much sense. C stops eating his ice cream and loudly goes “What is she talking about?!?”
     
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  11. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Me, to A: I love you!
    A: I love snacks.

    :lol:
     
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  12. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Asked Nephew what he wanted for his birthday: "Rubber poop so I can prank people!!"

    He's apparently really into "pranks" now, he spent the week with my in laws and SIL said on their way home, about 5:30 he goes "Well, it's about 4:30 at G and Pop's!" when SIL asked him what he meant he said he "changed all the clocks before he left as a prank! Even the one on the high shelf in the living room!" :lol:
     
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  13. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

  14. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    We got nephew a variety pack of fake poop and I wrapped each one individually so it was delightful to watch him unwrap each one and giggle that there was "MORE FAKE POOP?!" He has his first day of school Zoom call yesterday and all the kids were going around saying their name and what they like to do. When it was his turn, he said "I like skiing and pranking people with fake poop!" :lol: SIL was not impressed but we found it hilarious!

    My favorite conversation when we were there:
    Me: M, how does it feel to be 8?
    M: (kinda sad) I don't know, I still feel 7.
    :lol:
     
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  15. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Rooster: “Why do you want to pick my nose?”
    Fry: “Because you are here.”
     
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  16. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Kid, it’s just not as satisfying when it’s not your own nose.
     
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  17. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    “I don’t get the point of Missouri.”
     
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  18. virgo

    virgo Chicken

  19. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I was watching a Trump speech, and a smirking Fry came up and cried, “Obamagate!”.
     
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  20. virgo

    virgo Chicken