Kids say the darnedest things

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    C requested a babybell cheese and crackers with his lunch.

    Me: “Did you know you can put the cheese on your cracker?!” Scoops cheese

    C: *shrieks* “THAT TO FANCY FOR ME”
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  2. user4807

    user4807 Chicken

    C cracks me up!
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  3. user63

    user63 Chicken

    I called to talk to S today and asked if she was good today

    "Well, I'm not too sure about that. It's up to daddy."

    She was fine :lol:
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  4. user3728

    user3728 Chicken

    OMJG that’s so sweet though. It’s the kind of answer I would have given as a kid :lol:
  5. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Drinking tequila, watching Monsters University, as one does.

    me: OMJG I want to get drunk and go dancing at a monster frat party.
    C: it’s closed, mom. You can’t.
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  6. user3728

    user3728 Chicken

    OMJG that’s adorable and also so sad!
  7. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    It breaks my heart how he’s accepting that everything is closed. :sad:
  8. user3728

    user3728 Chicken

    I told W what C said and he was so heartbroken.
  9. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Watching Tangled, which A has seen many many times before:

    A: What’s on Punzel’s boobies?
    Me: What? Oh, she’s just wearing a dress.
    A, laughing hysterically: Punzel has boobies!
    Me: Most women have boobies, A.
    A, still laughing: Punzel has boobies! Punzel has boobies!
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  10. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Oh and just had another one:

    A has been playing with one of our graphing calculators (batteries are dead but she likes using it for pressing the buttons and pretending it’s a phone). We tell her to put it away because it’s time to get ready for bed.

    A, kisses the calculator: Goodnight calculator, you keep eyes on here. [puts it on her chair]

    Sorry kid, looks like you are doomed to be an engineer too :lol:
  11. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    That is so sweet.
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  12. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Watching Toy Story. The Etch-a-sketch came onto the screen.

    C: Is that an iPad?
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  13. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Little A comes to give me a card today for Mother’s Day.

    A: what do you want to tell mom today?
    Little A: You’re welcome!

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  14. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I haven’t told Fry I’m pregnant, but keep throwing out the concept of a baby.
    “Would you like a baby brother or sister?”
    “...A male.”
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  15. user3728

    user3728 Chicken

    Tbh I’m surprised it wasn’t “a beaver.”
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  16. user4092

    user4092 Chicken

    J: “It’s Mother’s Day today!”
    E: “NO IT’S MAMA’S DAY!”
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  17. user63

    user63 Chicken

    S did not want to wake up this morning. She was turning on her computer for her class meeting and muttering to herself "this computer wants to sleep in like me."
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  18. calicat

    calicat Queen of the Eggs

    An heir that can take over his growing collection of tshirts.
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  19. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    NGL, that’s the biggest reason I’m hoping for a boy.
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  20. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    We made cookies today. S dropped the chocolate chips and some spilled out.

    S: do we have more?
    Me: yeah, there's some in the cabinet.
    S: *dramatic forehead wipe* phew, we can make more then.

    No one in this house is a southern belle, not sure where that dramatic gesture came from :lol:.

    The other day we were riding bikes, we stopped at a stop sign. He got off of his bike, jiggled the chain on my bike and said "okay, it still moves. It's safe to ride." :loveu:
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  21. user4350

    user4350 Chicken

    E: how come when you got married you only married daddy?
    Me: because you can only marry one person
    E: well, when I get married I’m going to marry two people
    Me: really, that’s interesting
    E: or maybe three!
    Me: I don’t think you’re allow-
    E: I’m going to marry ten people!
    Rooster: if it makes you feel better, I really think she’ll be the cult leader instead of the sister wife
  22. Pickles

    Pickles Chicken

    Just tried to wake M from his nap.

    “no, give me a little time! Leave me in peace!”

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  23. user4092

    user4092 Chicken

    E: “thank-boo!”
    Me: “you’re welcome!”
    E: “NO that Moana song!!!”

    (every time.)
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  24. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    S: "when we get home I want crackers and American cheese. I just love American cheese. It's so...Americany."

    I died.
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  25. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Little A wanted a Welches berries fruit snack. A said she could have it if she shared with me.

    A: ok, you can have some but what do you have to do?
    Little A: Put it in my mouth!
    A: yes, but who do you have to share with?
    Little A: ME!

    ahh yes, sharing with herself lol.
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