Headlines

Discussion in 'In the News' started by Honey, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

  2. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Also known as: my heroes.
     
  3. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Sadly, it was all "processed cheese product."
     
  4. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Why? Why? When you've already committed to stealing cheese, why not the good stuff, drive to a remote hamlet and gorge yourself for the rest of your glorious life?
     
  5. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    The article does point to a similar theft of $40k of comté. That's doing something with your life.
     
  6. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Backup plan if this doctor thing falls through.
     
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  7. redredrose

    redredrose Chicken

    Can I post the bad puns, typos, and misspellings that run on the Fox News ticker? My favorite, though, is when they leave the mouse on the screen.
     
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  8. pinacolada

    pinacolada Chicken

  9. redredrose

    redredrose Chicken

  10. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Me, every day.
     
  11. redredrose

    redredrose Chicken

    @HBC I posted it on my job's social page with the word "BEHIND."
     
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  12. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Fuck with me one more time, Steve, and I will digest you.
     
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  13. redredrose

    redredrose Chicken

    Fox News ticker on a volcanic eruption in Japan: "Cooking the Sushi."
     
  14. I only just saw this thread, and accidentally liked the OP before I realised it was weeks old. Sorry Honey!

    I saw this one a couple of days ago and it made me lol-
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  15. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

  16. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    That's a Darwin award right there, CW.
     
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  17. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

  18. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

  19. T-Rex

    T-Rex Chicken

    On one of the local radio morning shows they have a segment called "What the Florida???"

    "Is it the heat? The never ending threat of alligators? I dont know - but they're all insane! Its time to play, What the Florida?!"

    And then they read off a crazy news story from the Sunshine State lol.
     
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  20. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Yeah the absolutely batshit news stories coming out of that state is one of the top reasons I'm hesitant to tell people we're planning to move there. I swear St. Petersburg/Clearwater is different!!!
     
  21. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    :pSure it is.
     
  22. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Be careful otherwise you and K could become a headline yourselves! "Transplant Couple's New Home Overtaken by Manatees and Gators at Gunpoint."
     
  23. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    I'd be ok with the manatees. The gators can fucking have it, I'm out of there.
     
  24. SassyFowl

    SassyFowl Chicken

    To be fair to Florida, they have the Sunshine Law, which mandates that police reports be open to the public. This means that any time a reporter needs a story, they can comb through them, find the craziest stories, et voilà: Florida Man Does Crazy Thing.
     
  25. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch

    Then Floridians should keep that in mind and stop doing so many crazyfuck things.
     
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