Discussion in 'In the News' started by Honey, Jan 26, 2016.
Post your faves.
Midwestern Thieves Make Off With $70,000 of Cheese in Carefully Planned Heist
Also known as: my heroes.
Sadly, it was all "processed cheese product."
Why? Why? When you've already committed to stealing cheese, why not the good stuff, drive to a remote hamlet and gorge yourself for the rest of your glorious life?
The article does point to a similar theft of $40k of comté. That's doing something with your life.
Backup plan if this doctor thing falls through.
Can I post the bad puns, typos, and misspellings that run on the Fox News ticker? My favorite, though, is when they leave the mouse on the screen.
I'm a fan of this headline:
Florida Bro Gets Bitten By Shark…He Tracks It Down, Catches It, Kills It and Eats It For Revenge
Female Shark in Seoul Aquarium Eats Male Shark Because He Kept Bumping Into Her
Edit: I fucked this up somehow.
Me, every day.
@HBC I posted it on my job's social page with the word "BEHIND."
Fuck with me one more time, Steve, and I will digest you.
Fox News ticker on a volcanic eruption in Japan: "Cooking the Sushi."
I only just saw this thread, and accidentally liked the OP before I realised it was weeks old. Sorry Honey!
I saw this one a couple of days ago and it made me lol-
Man Dies In I-75 Crash While Allegedly Watching Porn Behind The Wheel, Pantsless
The headline pretty much says it all.
That's a Darwin award right there, CW.
Report: Jupiter man arrested for tossing gator into Wendy's.
Yes, it's from Florida.
Florida never fails to deliver in WTFery.
On one of the local radio morning shows they have a segment called "What the Florida???"
"Is it the heat? The never ending threat of alligators? I dont know - but they're all insane! Its time to play, What the Florida?!"
And then they read off a crazy news story from the Sunshine State lol.
Yeah the absolutely batshit news stories coming out of that state is one of the top reasons I'm hesitant to tell people we're planning to move there. I swear St. Petersburg/Clearwater is different!!!
Sure it is.
Be careful otherwise you and K could become a headline yourselves! "Transplant Couple's New Home Overtaken by Manatees and Gators at Gunpoint."
I'd be ok with the manatees. The gators can fucking have it, I'm out of there.
To be fair to Florida, they have the Sunshine Law, which mandates that police reports be open to the public. This means that any time a reporter needs a story, they can comb through them, find the craziest stories, et voilà: Florida Man Does Crazy Thing.
Then Floridians should keep that in mind and stop doing so many crazyfuck things.