Good fences make good neighbors

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Apr 13, 2017.

  1. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    I'm moving into this thread permanently.

    Our car arrives later this week. Marin Bastard likes to park his giant Mercedes as far to the left as possible. This won't work once our car gets here. So I tried to have a nice discussion with him about parking to the right. He claims there is not enough room, that he is as far over as he can be.

    So anticipating having to involve our landlady, I took a photo (and measured).

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    Dude? There's 4 feet between your suv and the wall. Learn to drive in the city or move back to Marin.
     
    Last edited: Jul 26, 2020
  2. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Not to mention, after having a party in the backyard yesterday, they barged into us using it just now. So we fled into the house because we know they are not being responsible. :bird:
     
  3. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Does he not understand how to angle in to a garage? This is what your fucking steering wheel is for.
     
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  4. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

  5. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    OMJG, you guys..

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  6. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    THAT IS NOT YOURS MARIN BITCH

    And I say that as someone who frequently uses their own furniture as a foot rest.
     
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  7. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    They closed our apartment pool until further notice because people left trash, beer cans and glass bottles and dirty diapers around the pool deck, in the pool and in the locker rooms. Not that we use the pool this year, but people fucking suck.
     
  8. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Sounds like they have to drain and clean it.
     
  9. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Dirty diapers? What in the actual fuck.
     
  10. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    That is nowhere near the grossest thing my colleagues have had to deal with. Humans are disgusting.
     
  11. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Yeah hopefully those weren’t in the pool but who knows. Also, it’s not like there aren’t trash cans or something. How hard is it to throw something away?
     
  12. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Just got an email that the pool is now open but they did catch people on security camera yesterday jumping the fence and using the pool while it was closed. This is why we can't have nice things. :bird:
     
  13. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I put a load of laundry in around 3 and there was someone’s stuff in the dryer done. It was still there when my wash was done, after an hour I went to take it out of the dryer to put my stuff in and it was still soaking wet. There was a several inch thick layer of fuzz in the lint trap. It was several colors so they obviously didn’t empty it. I ended up just getting my wet clothes and hanging them on my drying rack and towel racks. It’s almost 10 pm and the other clothes are STILL IN THE DRYER. What the fuck is wrong with people? J stopped me from leaving a note thinking they will do it intentionally or something. This is the 3rd time they’ve done it unintentionally when I’m trying to do laundry so I really don’t give a fuck if I piss them off.
     
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  14. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    OMJG. I just checked to see if I could fluff my stuff that’s hanging and their laundry is still in the dryer! It’s 8am.
     
  15. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    OMJG that’s so inconsiderate. Why wouldn’t they even turn on the dryer?? It’s one thing to forget clothes in the wash, but moving wet clothes into the dryer and the ...not drying them? Wtf.
     
  16. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I think the fact that they’re going to walk around smelling like mildew all week is justice served.
     
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  17. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I think they did run the dryer. I just don’t think it dried anything because of all the lint!


    They must smell a lot because this is a constant thing. Between this and their inability to walk down the stairs without stomping, I really miss our old neighbors!
     
  18. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    OMJG. It's 9:15 in the morning and someone is shooting off fireworks IN THE PARKING LOT. WTAF.
     
  19. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    WHY???? :angry:
     
  20. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I’d say “at least it isn’t 2 am”, but these are totally the kind of people who will also be doing this at 2 am.
     
  21. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    We already have a group of people that gather outside for loud talking at 4am. They used to stand between buildings until someone screamed "shut the fuck up" at them out a window so now they are in the parking lot beside our bedroom. J won't let me yell out the window at them :jedi:
     
  22. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

  23. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Our upstairs neighbors overflowed their sink last night around 7 and flooded our kitchen. They did this a few months ago too. It got in all of our dish cabinets, the cabinet above the fridge, was running down the fridge and coming in through a light fixture. I ran up and knocked on their door and they got all offended like they already knew they overflowed the sink. I had to wash all the dishes, clean/sanitize the cabinets, ceiling, fridge, counters etc. I had the last load in the dishwasher, everything else put back and was hand washing some wine glasses this morning when I heard dripping. I checked to make sure it wasn’t raining and just started taking everything out of the cabinets I just put back just in case. THEY OVERFLOWED THEIR SINK AGAIN!!!!!! I got almost everything out of the cabinet except a couple cups/glasses before it started coming into the apartment. I just started yelling through the ceiling. I’ve called maintenance both days and left messages at the office to come out and document the damage. Now I get the clean the whole kitchen again. :angry::bird:
     
  24. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Fuck that sucks so much. What assholes. I’m sorry, bug, that is so shitty.
     
  25. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    JFC how does this keep happening to them?? :bird: WTF are they doing with their sink? I'm so sorry and am furious with you :angry: