From Amnysti to Zephyr: Bad Baby Names

Discussion in 'Smothers' started by Honey, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I picture a young blonde Tucker Carlson.
     
  2. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    You are frighteningly close, my friend.
     
  3. Boy, do I have a story for y'all. My great-uncle's name is Sherwood Durwood. First name Sherwood, middle name Durwood. My great-grandpa was drunk when he came up with that one and thought it would be funny to name his firstborn son SHERWOOD. DURWOOD. Of all things.
     
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  4. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Tell your uncle that I'm so sorry for that and for laughing so hard.
     
  5. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Hahahaaaaaaa that’s amazing
     
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  6. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

  7. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    That's actually the name of a friend of mines daughter. She also has a son named Cash
     
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  8. Speaking of which, when Johnny Cash was born, his name was just J.R. It didn't stand for anything. He only changed his first name to John when he joined the airforce, and the R. STILL didn't stand for anything. Also, his sister-in-law Anita Carter was named Ina Anita... good Jeff Goldblum I reckon, that's the feminine equivalent of Sherwood Durwood!

    EDIT: Does G O D always autocorect to Jeff Goldblum or is there a problem with my tablet? Lol.
     
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  9. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

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  10. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Seen on FB and really really REALLY hoping it's a name she picked for her avatar or something:

    Jenasyde
     
  11. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    That is likely the most upsetting name I’ve ever seen in this thread.
     
  12. Thanks for letting me know!
    There's this woman I know of who has eight kids and another on the way. Their names are Anissa, Andrae, Annistan, Anjalie, Andersyn, Aynjel, Ansyr, and Anchor. She plans to name the next one Anthym.
     
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  13. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Pikachu. :bored:
     
  14. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    No.
     
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  15. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I’m dismayed for this child.
     
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  16. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Hahaha C1 would love to be Pikachu. But no.
     
  17. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Alexus

    It's not the worst name, but it's A-car. I hate it.