From Amnysti to Zephyr: Bad Baby Names

Discussion in 'Smothers' started by Honey, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Hahahaaaaaaa that’s amazing
     
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  2. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

  3. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    That's actually the name of a friend of mines daughter. She also has a son named Cash
     
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  4. Speaking of which, when Johnny Cash was born, his name was just J.R. It didn't stand for anything. He only changed his first name to John when he joined the airforce, and the R. STILL didn't stand for anything. Also, his sister-in-law Anita Carter was named Ina Anita... good Jeff Goldblum I reckon, that's the feminine equivalent of Sherwood Durwood!

    EDIT: Does G O D always autocorect to Jeff Goldblum or is there a problem with my tablet? Lol.
     
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  5. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

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  6. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Seen on FB and really really REALLY hoping it's a name she picked for her avatar or something:

    Jenasyde
     
  7. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    That is likely the most upsetting name I’ve ever seen in this thread.
     
  8. Thanks for letting me know!
    There's this woman I know of who has eight kids and another on the way. Their names are Anissa, Andrae, Annistan, Anjalie, Andersyn, Aynjel, Ansyr, and Anchor. She plans to name the next one Anthym.
     
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  9. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Pikachu. :bored:
     
  10. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    No.
     
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  11. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I’m dismayed for this child.
     
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  12. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Hahaha C1 would love to be Pikachu. But no.
     
  13. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Alexus

    It's not the worst name, but it's A-car. I hate it.
     
  14. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Nowen

    Kids are going to be so mean about the boy who is no one :no:
     
  15. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Aww poor kid.
     
  16. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Did the mom say no to Owen and the dad vastly misinterpreted that orrrrr
     
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  17. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Oh for absolute everloving fuck's sake.

    https://news.avclub.com/brand-influencers-beefed-about-both-bestowing-baby-as-b-1845993251

    Two social media influencers were angry at one another for both choosing similar non-names for their infants. As reported over at The Cut, two model / brand ambassador pals, Jessica Hart and Sasha Benz, recently feuded because the former named their newborn Baby, despite obviously knowing the latter had a kid only three years ago named Baybi. Jesus, Jessica. Really? Do you want a Baby Highlander situation on your hands?
     
  18. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    This is like putting a number in your baby's name, it should be illegal to name your baby Baby.
     
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  19. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    Baby and Baybi? Poor kids, both of them.
     
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  20. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    This isn't allowed at least in my county. The birth certificate clerk had to deal with it last month because a teen mom was adamant about naming her baby as Baby.
     
  21. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

  22. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Autumm

    It looks like a misspelled beginning to autoimmune.
     
  23. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    I was like that’s not a bad name - oh, wait. :no:
     
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  24. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    It’s like they were very uncertain about the spelling and wanted you to know it