Finger Painting

EDIT: joke graveyard, my bad. Responded before seeing other posts.

 

My peace offering:

 

They look like Fritos scoops!

 

With that color, they look like whiffle ball scoops

 

Everyone do yourselves a favor and learn from my mistake; don't zoom in on the underside of the left thumb nail.

 

They're so thick, they look heavy.

 

She was "in the mood for something colorful"

 

I don’t hate it.

But her ring looks like it’s opening its mouth to devour a knuckle.

 

I like it too.

 

I don’t hate it but I also wouldn’t wear it. It’s a little too 90’s for me.

 

Crossroads

 

This person asked on a local FB page for recommendations for a nail salon that could do "marathon nails" for Monday. These... do not look professional, and look nothing like her inspiration photo.

 

...that right ring finger.

"This design represents the only thing the other runners will see as you blow past them! A blurry cloud!"

 

I THINK it’s a unicorn but I thought it was a banana at first.

 

This still works because we think we see a unicorn in that cloud!

 

OH. MY. Jeff Goldblum.

 

I had to take a deep breath before pushing play because I couldn't tell WTF I was looking at. The cow head is pretty cool, but the udders are udderly disgusting. After three days her hands are gonna smell like spoiled milk.

 

Udderly ridiculous. Poor bovines.