Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. user4092

    user4092 Chicken

    Maybe my real life anger resonated into your dream.
  2. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    You were very nonchalant about it :lol:
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  3. shiba shake

    shiba shake Chicken

    I had a dream that A and I were getting married, but apparently picking a date was the only work I'd done. And now it was the wedding date and all our guests had arrived. I spent at least part of the dream wondering how none of my family/ friends had reminded me I needed to plan things like the venue and food. Somehow we got a venue in my hometown (which is not where our actual wedding was) but we didn't have any food?

    Now I'm very worried actual me has forgotten something important.
  4. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Ruh roh! Was I causing mayhem @moose ?
  5. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    no you were there to save me! I was locked inside a hospital and couldn’t find my way out. I was panicking because every minute I was there was more COVID exposure and you were there with a map and a key. can you tell COVID is causing me stress, or...
  6. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Aww well I'm glad I was able to save dream you!
  7. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I had some bizarrely vivid dreams yesterday and today.

    Yesterday: I was living a life of solitude on these grassy sea cliffs, in a giant tent. Also somehow was growing my own food in a division of the tent. It was really peaceful and rejuvenating. Weird, because no plumbing or insulation is generally not my idea of a good time. Still, that sense of peace was nice and stuck with me. Maybe because it was the first time I’d felt alone in weeks.

    Today’s dream: weird af. (Not dream) I woke up at 5 this morning but fell asleep again around 7. I dreamed I was TRYING to sleep and rooster and Fry barged in and weren’t letting me. I whined at them and got increasingly irritated. It would have been one of those dreams where I wouldn’t have been sure whether or not I was dreaming, except the giveaway was that at one point I got pissed off that rooster had left his dick in bed. It wasn’t bleeding or anything, it had dildo form factor (and the balls were attached). I was so annoyed that he wouldn’t let me sleep AND that he’d just left his genitals lying around that I threw them in the corner.

    For some reason, rooster wasn’t super impressed with this dream story.
  8. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Big smash the patriarchy vibes
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  9. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Idk about patriarchy, but something certainly got smashed. It was a very angry throw.
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  10. user3728

    user3728 Chicken

    W had a dream that he was fighting off a bat that was hovering over our bed. I only know about this because apparently it was a pretty convincing dream because he clotheslined me across the ribs at around 3am trying to trap the bat with our sheets.
  11. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Ouch I’m sorry. I’ve had some crazy sleep paralysis “dreams” or lucid dreams that are similar, it’s crazy.
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  12. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Purple chewed my huaraches
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  13. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Read as haunches, would not support either.
  14. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Maybe if they didn't sniff so good, she wouldn't have chewed them. :dog:
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  15. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    It was a very small part of my dream, but the only part I brought with me into conciousness is that I put the shoes outside while I left on some Important Business so that Magnolia wouldn’t eat them, and when I returned Purple was having her feast. I knew that meant you were close by but I didn’t have time to see you because of whatever Important Business I was doing.
  16. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I don't remember the details anymore, but I apparently scared the crap out of P by screaming a rant at someone in my sleep.
  17. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    A night of weirdness. The highlights were sex with George Cloomey (PG-13 type scenes only boooo), making out with George Clooney (very R rated hahaha), and being in a Flintstones type car with the Friends.
  18. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I had to pee forever this morning, but I was also sleeping pill drugged still. I kept drifting in and out and back into a nightmare where all the toilets were filling up with snakes.

    There was also a side dream of a hamster that got away from one of the snakes by hiding in a neighbor's puppy cage. Kamala Harris made a public appeal for the neighbors to allow someone to save the hamster. Millions of people sent puppy kibble to the RNC. Mitt Romney and Mike Pence were in charge of scooping the kibble into Tupperware.

    My brain, y'all.
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  19. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Hahaha I remember that dream!

    I was apparently working through some family issues last night. P says I was yelling half the night about how my brother and mother were horrible pieces of shit to me. There was a lot of violence. I bet my neighbors love me today.
  20. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Okay, I guess this thread is my LiveJournal for dreams. Not mad about it.

    Last night was sponsored by Lifetime Movies of all seasons. Idk wtf was going on, but one of my love interests was a very attractive cowboy whose job was taming wild horses. There's a vivid scene burned into memory of him in the sun, shirtless, working with the latest foal. Thanks for that gift, brain.

    At the same time, there were 2 young kids of a rich family (maybe the horse owners?) that felt ignored by the caretakers and emotionally imprinted on me at some point. They made me special presents for Christmas. We spent a family-esque early Christmas at cowboy's small cabin that ended with the nannies at the door sent to fetch the kids.

    Seriously, Lifetime would totes make this movie.
  21. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    You should watch Heartland.
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  22. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Last night I dreamed that Bill Burr and his wife were our houseguests. At some point, for whatever reason, we were able to fit Bill Burr in one of the kids’ baby footies (one that’s an actual footie they own that’s 3-6 month size). He must have shrunk at this point, but was still cantankerous Bill Burr with his normal head. We all were doting on how cute he was. There were more odd components of the dream, but that was the part that made wonder what the fuck I had for dinner last night.