Dreams

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

  2. user63

    user63 Chicken

  3. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Last night I dreamed I went on a date with Anthony Anderson and now he is on Chopped Jr. is this a sign?
     
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  4. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    Our back yard is quite overgrown right now. I had a dream that Philip DeFranco shamed us on his YouTube channel. Apparently I am very self conscious about this.
     
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  5. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Not mine but had to share - P dreamed about someone who wanted to be the next Obama, so he changed his name to Ocama.
     
  6. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Last night I dreamed I shopped a clearance sale at Payless, and got so absorbed in it that Fry wandered off and I had no idea where he was. I was also weirdly calm about it and sure he was ok.

    Dream me is a shit mom
     
  7. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Dreamed I drove on autopilot to old job and got fired from new job because of it.

    My subconscious is an asshole.
     
  8. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Dreamed about telling @allmaple that I dreamed she walked Vixen across Niagara Falls like magic. She liked the idea so much that we made plans to meet, magically got transported to Niagara, and got tickets for the Maid of Mist. Dream ended with us being the only passengers watching Vixen happily swimming next to the boat.
     
  9. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    That sounds like a great plan!
     
  10. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    I had a dream that I was trying to use my breast pump for the first time on its a small world but only party streamers would come out of my nipple
     
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  11. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    Thanks for both the nightmares and also my fave post in this thread
     
  12. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    I had a dream I cleaned the kitchen and put chicken in the crockpot. So disappointing!
     
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  13. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Dreamed I was applying Cerave cream (the kind in the tub) to Milton’s skin and telling him that he needed ceramides to heal his moisture barrier.
     
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  14. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    I had a dream that I found out I was pregnant again while currently pregnant and I was pissed that no one told me to use protection because now I’m going to have 2 babies
     
  15. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Damn that’s an anxiety dream
     
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  16. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    I had a dream that I was pregnant and got a headache. I took a ton of ibuprofen before I remembered I was pregnant, then was trying to cover for myself switching to Tylenol because no one else knew.
     
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  17. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    Anxiety dreams are my specialty
     
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  18. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    I dreamt that R was replaced with some rando who was nice enough but a little annoying and not R so I looked at another list of like potential guys and I guess it was alphabetical by last name and R wasn’t on it, but Bobby Lastname was and it was like wtf I don’t want Bobby Lastname whoever the fuck that is, I want R. I managed to wake myself up just enough to figure out that R was in bed with me and breathing and then the dream ended.

    And a couple nights ago I dreamt that I was having a miscarriage, so that was fun.
     
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  19. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Those are the worst. I had so many dream like that and I would wake up feeling ill afterwards.
     
  20. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Last night I dreamed I was picking my nose and rolled a marble-sized booger ball. I’m not a booger roller, but dream me had a field day with it.

    What does it mean?!
     
  21. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Give it a try sometime? :lol:
     
  22. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    If I can’t get a marble sized yield in one go, should I even bother?
     
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  23. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Work your way up to achieve your dreams.
     
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  24. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I’ve never heard this used so literally
     
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  25. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    As part of a more complicated dream that I only remember pieces of, last night @Erie & Winnie were in my dream. Winnie was doing her little tail wag butt wiggle and getting pets.
     
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