Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    General discussion thread about dreams.

    I had a super weird one last night, and I'm feeling really uncomfortable about it. I dreamed that I was on a date with the first boyfriend I ever had, but in present time obviously. I don't remember too many details but I remember that we had a great time. I wasn't married in my dream either.

    I haven't talked to this guy in years! we dated on and off in middle school in high school and stayed friends, well more like acquaintances as the years went on.

    I think I feel guilty? :angry: I told J this morning and he just laughed at me.:roll:
  2. Avocado

    Avocado Still Awkward

    Dreams are weird. Maybe something might have subconsciously reminded you of him? or that period of your life? I have a recurring dream about my childhood home that I haven't been to in almost a decade. In it, I have either an aquarium or a hamster cage that's somehow been self sufficient for the past 10 years, and the garage is full of empty cages and old school supplies. The entire layout of the house is different too, like it's a mashup of that house, my aunt's house, and my current apartment. Lately though I've been having work dreams, which is awful. They already get most of my waking hours, and now they're going for my sleeping ones as well!? Not cool.
  3. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    The night after the debate (and over half a bottle of wine) I dreamt that Trump was yelling horrible things and making my baby cry and he didn't care. The baby was actually crying, I woke up when D closed the microwave on his way to get him.
  4. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    Oh Jeff Goldblum work dreams are the worst. Mine are always extreme could not possibly happen situations at work too.
  5. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    I've had more work dreams than usual lately, and often when I close one night and open the next morning. That's what I'm doing tonight into tomorrow so here's hoping I dream about anything else.
  6. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Ham, in my retail days I would dream those half-awake dreams where I'd think a customer was coming up to me while I slept and I would wonder why B wasn't cashing them out instead of me.
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  7. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    My work related dreams usually involve being late or missing work entirely because I overslept or just forgot to go.

    Last night I had a dream where all I remember is that I really had to pee, then I woke up, and I really had to pee. I didn't want to get out of bed but I figured if it was so bad that I dreamed about it and woke up, I probably needed to deal with it.
  8. Pickles

    Pickles Chicken

    My dreams are usually horrific but pregnancy has changed them to just being weird.

    Last night I dreamed I didn't have 1 normal sized baby, but rather 30 very small babies. I was freaking out bc I didn't know how to care for babies so small so I started putting them in envelopes and carrying them around in my pockets.

    Wth brain.
  9. calicat

    calicat Queen of the Eggs

    So I have some weird dreams and the most recent one that I can remember, J was in a wheelchair and he had a butler of sorts helping him out. We weren't living together but we were seeing each other. Any way, I cant remember exactly what I did, but I upset J in my dream and I came over to talk. His butler opens the door and says "Mr. J won't receive you this evening" and I'm like are you for serious? I didn't do anything that bad and I came to apologize. Then there are some speakers by the door and J's voice rings out "I don't know when I will be ready to forgive you. Maybe tomorrow or maybe in a week. But I'll forgive in the next 30 days, but only if you come visit every day" or something along those lines.

    So I wake up immediately and almost bawling because my sweet J had been turned into a manipulative ass by my "ate 8 wings before bedtime" brain
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  10. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    While asleep on the futon, I somehow got my blanket in a position that was tickling by butt. In my dream, I was trying to sit down, but P kept grabbing my ass. I yelled at him to stop, and in real life P woke me up to make sure I was okay. Apparently I made distressed sounds.
  11. Avocado

    Avocado Still Awkward

    Last night I had a dream that J and I went to the house across the street from roommate's old place, which has a horse that I love and would give a little pat to every time we would visit RM before we were roommates. Anyway, we bought the horse and somehow fit him into the back seat of the car because dream car is bigger on the inside. He lived in the linen closet and we all had dinner together. I was sad to wake up to no horse or TARDIS car/closets :sad:
  12. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    I had the most disturbing dream that I've had in a long time last night. I dreamed that my dad (the gentlest man I know) was slowly poisoning Purple by putting chemicals on her skin. I was trying to escape, and I hatched a plan with a friend. In this dream, we lived in Paris and were going to take the chunnel train to London and never return (Purple already had been approved for travel to the UK). I had everything in my backpack and was on my way out the door when I got caught. Suddenly, Purple was a cat, and I was trying to put her leash on when my dad caught me. Then somehow she got stuck on the grill and was on fire, and everyone refused to put the fire out because it would ruin the food, so they kept blowing on her like you would to put out birthday candles. I woke up yelling at them that they were all assholes.

    I'm upset just thinking about it.
  13. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    I think @Pickles said it best... WTF brain.

    I accidentally gave myself a nightmare last night. I woke up around 2 and couldn't go back to sleep so I was interneting on my phone and was looking at the Daily Mail Snapchat story thingy. There was a story about the weird clown threats/sightings going on. Well when I went to sleep, I dreamed that there was a clown hanging outside of my daughter's bedroom and no one believed me. The next night, in my dream, the clown came through her window, but I heard them come in and I beat the shit out of them.

    When I woke up like an hour later I was literally shaking. I couldn't calm down. It was so weird! I had to sleep in my daughter's room because I was terrified that a clown would actually come through her window.
  14. Avocado

    Avocado Still Awkward

    @Rico Suave they just had a clown sighting here a few days ago and ever since I've been kinda creeped out. Clowns should stay in Stephen King novels where they belong.
  15. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    Well that was helpful. Last night I forgot to check if I have jury duty today, so I dreamed that I needed to report at 7:30am today, and that woke me up at 4:45 and I checked. I don't have to come in today, but if I hadn't checked before 6am I would have received a failure to appear notice and my jury duty would have been rescheduled.

    One more night to check the website, I kind of want to be called in tomorrow because I've never done jury duty but I don't want it to make me miss any work next week.
  16. I had a dream that the previous music teacher sent me an email. This morning I find an email from her. Spoooooky.
  17. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

  18. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I dreamed that our garage was infested with spiders including big hairy ones of varying sizes. I'm proud to say that my dream self took the only logical course of action and lit the whole damn thing on fire. Ugh.
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  19. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    I have had SO many vivid dreams lately. Going to be hitting up this post a lot.
  20. user3695

    user3695 Chicken

    I just had the worst nap ever. I had a dream Donald and Hillary were just alternating screaming talking points at me. Then, everyone decided Hillary was worse than Donald. They all switched sides and he was suddenly leading the polls. I think this was all spawned by an article I read about Donald most likely winning Ohio. I need to stop reading election coverage.
  21. I spent Saturday napping, and I had a nightmare about @LunchMeatz's isopods. They were all growing out of the ceiling and dropping on to my bed while I was trying to sleep. Oddly, my roommate from my freshman year of college (who I've known since middle school, and now can't stand and don't speak to) was sleeping over, and we were sharing a bed and she was hogging 3/4 of the bed. And then suddenly I had isopods all in my hair. And then I woke up.
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  22. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    I was making a music video with a pop star (google confirms that it was Drake) and he kept getting mad at me for ruining takes by changing the lyrics of the song to be about bloodborne pathogens instead of sex. I kept insisting that "the public needs this education!"
  23. Meatz

    Meatz Roma Basic

    @cupcake cray cray oh no! I can't speak for all of my isopods but Chris would be really thoughtful and stay out of your hair.
  24. user4030

    user4030 Chicken

    Most of my dreams about sex (that I remember) involve sex with R, or not wanting/enjoying sex with someone other than R, or both. I guess it's good that my subconscious is supportive of my monogamous marriage, but sometime it seems like "ooh sex with your husband, dream big."

    Last night's variation was weird because it involved one of R's male cousins, J. I was lying in bed naked between R and J, and then there was something about us all getting up and seeing that J had a weird looking penis (in the dream, IRL I wouldn't know), and there was a possibility of a threesome but I was not interested (more because of the cousin aspect than the penis)
  25. I had a strange dream last night.

    I was back in high school and was cast as the lead in Pippin . I have no idea why. But then my mega bitch drama teacher cut out every song the lead sings and all but like 6 lines. So I basically dreamt that I hid backstage watching other people perform one of my favorite musicals, but it was completely butchered.

    My brain is weird.