Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by Cashmere Bandit, Mar 26, 2016.

  1. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    Ugh there was someone in a mom's group doing the same. Putting together Arbonne "care packages" to donate to hospitals! Please consider buying something to add to the packages!
  2. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Better than the oils schillers trying to claim that thieves or whatever kills the virus.
  3. Chevere

    Chevere Chicken

    I've seen a lot of shady mlm stuff lately unfortunately, including an ex close friend of mine trying to get people who've lost their jobs to join her WFG group. I unfriended her because at this point it's been two years since our fight and I can't excuse that level of crap.
  4. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    I saw someone trying to sell DoTerra in a comment on something on FB the other day. I wish I remembered what the original post was but she was basically telling people to buy her essential oils because it’ll kill viruses (along with adding alcohol). Someone somewhat called her out by asking if essential oils kill viruses then why does she add alcohol to them? I can’t with these fucking people.
  5. ScaryPearls

    ScaryPearls Chicken

    My lunatic oil shiller aunt may finally be onto something with her nonsense. Her "immune booster" is smearing herself with oregano oil every day. I am certain it improves social distancing, as no one would want to be within 4 feet of her.
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  6. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I've been hit up twice in the last week for MLMs. Once for Arbonne and now for a foreign exchange thing(??) via text.
  7. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Ugh. What’s the politest way to say I’d rather be unemployed than work for an MLM?
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  8. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    This is exactly what I would say hahaha
  9. Erie

    Erie Florida AF

    Oh I didn’t mean for me specifically, just how to phrase the fuck no I’d rather not work at all for @Zoomzoom haha
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  10. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I think they were just trying to get me to buy. The FB messenger one I left on read. The text one I said "sorry, not interested." since I actually interact with her regularly
  11. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    "I don't want to lose money while I'm unemployed"
  12. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    "I don't want to cause my friends and family to hate me during a pandemic."
  13. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    All the MLM higher ups are REALLY pushing that now is the best time to really push for sales/signups because of the stimulus checks and so many unemployed.

    Why don't you use part of that stimulus to start your own business and make money while everyone else is claiming unemployment??

    It's disgusting
  14. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    This would be the perfect time to start a TP MLM.
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  15. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Monogrammed family cloth!
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  16. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Embroidered TP anyone? Apparently it's a thing.
  17. user4058

    user4058 Chicken

    There's gotta be a market for that.
  18. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Beautycounter will now be available at Sephora. What will my Instagram friend post about now?
  19. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    How you should still buy from her as a “small business owner” and “entrepreneur” and “ladyboss!”
  20. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    So I've been keeping closer contact with my mom. I've been impressed with how nice it has been and thinking it would be nice to be closer again.

    Then she signed me up for an MLM zoom thing tonight, and I remembered why boundaries are important :bored:
  21. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Sometimes not showing up is crucial
  22. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Ha! Normally yeah, but the lady is part of the prayer group that's been so good to my mom. At least it was over zoom and gave me a chance to dick around online instead of pretending to pay attn.