Time to put on the cone of shame

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Rico Suave, Nov 30, 2016.

  1. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Shaving by feel is such a PITA.
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  2. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    When I ponder Lasik or some other eye surgery (the current technology won't fix my eyes or I would have done it already), the first thing I think of is the wonder of being able to see in the shower. It will be life changing.
  3. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    So much relatable content in this thread today.
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  4. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith

    I was going to the bathroom and went to take off my housecoat and there was sticky chocolate everywhere. I was eating some chocolate covered almonds earlier and must have somehow dropped one between my housecoat and my tank top, where it proceeded to melt and get all over me. Wtf, such a hot mess today.
  5. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Man I did this once but it was a bunchacrunch in my bra at the movies.

    @Kimmers do you not shower in your contacts?!
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  6. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    @megatron I've done that with a chocolate chip granola bar. It was also all over A. This has happened more than once.
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  7. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    @whatchyagonnado No I don’t :sad: I used to, but I have dry eyes and over time I had to switch to daily lenses because of that. The ones I use now are super thin and if I fall asleep in them or shower with them, they get stuck to my eyeballs. :sick: Then I’m internally screaming trying to peel them off lol. They’re fine for swimming but the heat/steam in the shower is a problem within just a few minutes.
  8. yesmaster

    yesmaster North of the Boarder

    I did this once during a live performance. My character had a long break during act two and there was a long period where everyone else was on stage. I was laying on my back on a bench and scrolling through my phone. I had a bag of chocolate covered almonds on my belly and was eating them. After the show when I was getting dressed a fellow actor noticed a huge blob of melted chocolate all down my back and all over the white blouse that was a part of my costume. I guess I must have missed my mouth and a piece fell down my collar. Thankfully this was after my characters sex scene when I took that blouse off while on stage.

    Long story short: I am the reason we aren't allowed to eat in costume
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  9. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    That was probably terribly embarrassing, but I'm happy you shared it :)
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  10. yesmaster

    yesmaster North of the Boarder


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  11. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    I’m coordinating a gift for a coworker whose getting married. I sent people my Venmo name and no one could find me. Couldn’t figure out the problem until I realized I had my profile set to private. Whoopsie.

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