Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by Rico Suave, Apr 25, 2017.
I appreciate my SIL.
“I know, it’s so awful when mama won’t let you play with the dog’s vomit.”
For context, Fry often congratulates himself on being “so genius”.
“Genius is curing cancer. It’s not running away from cleaning up crayons.”
“You have a choice. You can be happy patient or sad patient.”
It doesn’t work. The response is always “NO patient!!”. That doesn’t stop it from being my new motto.
“Oh no please don’t stick my fingers in your nose.”
I can hear this in your voice and it is so precious while also hilarious.
We were having such a sweet time cuddling on the couch too!
“What hurts?” Toddler grabs injured body part, which is just bumped and not really injured. “Would you like some placebo medicine?”
I then pretend to apply medicine to the injury.
“Did that help?”
“Yeah.” At this point he usually stops crying and goes off on his merry way.
In 20 years he can’t say I was lying to him.
“You can do ONE naked dance, then it’s bedtime.”
Why don't you like fun, fish.