Things I never thought I'd say

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by Rico Suave, Apr 25, 2017.

  1. unicorn

    unicorn Chicken

    I appreciate my SIL. o_O
     
  2. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    “I know, it’s so awful when mama won’t let you play with the dog’s vomit.”
     
  3. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    For context, Fry often congratulates himself on being “so genius”.

    “Genius is curing cancer. It’s not running away from cleaning up crayons.”
     
  4. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    “You have a choice. You can be happy patient or sad patient.”

    It doesn’t work. The response is always “NO patient!!”. That doesn’t stop it from being my new motto.
     
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  5. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    “Oh no please don’t stick my fingers in your nose.”
     
  6. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    I can hear this in your voice and it is so precious while also hilarious.
     
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  7. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    We were having such a sweet time cuddling on the couch too!
     
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  8. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Toddler wails.
    “What hurts?” Toddler grabs injured body part, which is just bumped and not really injured. “Would you like some placebo medicine?”
    (Sniffles) “Yeah.”
    I then pretend to apply medicine to the injury.
    “Did that help?”
    “Yeah.” At this point he usually stops crying and goes off on his merry way.

    In 20 years he can’t say I was lying to him.
     
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  9. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    “You can do ONE naked dance, then it’s bedtime.”
     
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  10. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Why don't you like fun, fish.
     
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