The Pets/animal chat thread

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by android, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Astrid: the ability to hold three tennis balls at once

    Magnolia: a ring sling or something so I could wear her like a baby all the time

    Ella: the ability to leap high enough to catch the butterflies she chases

    Milton: (honestly I think all his wishes might be filled? He might want a belly rub or something)
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  2. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    Ok, but what about their second wishes?
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  3. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    Ham: Aw da fud and make his lady pet him all day long, 24/7.
    Bacon: Make Ham go away and have S stay home all day so he can watch S from a comfortable distance and occasionally ask for a pet on his terms.
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  4. RogueLlama

    RogueLlama Chicken

    Murphy: unlimited fetch in the pool whenever he wants and couch snuggles whenever he wants.
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  5. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Chick’m nuggz
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  6. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Kit’s first wish would be to get rid of Hazel and her second wish would be to bring her back.

    Hazel would want to be the size of a horse and also have her love for our neighbor dog reciprocated.
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  7. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Maggie would want a never-ending bowl of cheese and a human hand that never tires of fetch.

    Toby would want a never-ending food bowl and a human hand that never tires of pets.

    They really are made for each other.
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  8. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    1. Catch the squirrel
    2. Catch the lizard
    Of course he'd forget what he wished for two seconds after he did it.
  9. HBC

    HBC Chicken


    No humping behavior since that first night. Definitely seems like it was related to excitement and overstimulation.
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  10. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    Pet wishes:

    Vixen wishes for the cats to be her best friend and to be able to go swimming all year round even in the winter.
    Sheldon wishes for Vixen to go away and for his food bowl to never be empty.
    Penny wishes for Vixen to go away and to always have a lap to sit on.
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  11. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Purple wishes to simultaneously hold the ball in her mouth while we throw it to her for fetch.
    Purple wishes that every body of water was swimmable.
    Purple wishes that whenever she wanted to cuddle me she could also unzip my skin and climb in to be that much closer.
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  12. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    Indy wishes that her barking at random bumps/thumps and literally anything & everything in our front yard did not cause her boy to wake up screaming when he really, really needs to sleep. Oh wait, I wish that.

    Indy wishes for unlimited chicken and to be with her boy 24/7 forever.
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  13. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Lucy wishes that you all get your wishes. Also she wishes that she could achieve her goal of meeting every single person on the planet.
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  14. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    @Comet Maggie has a “nap time collar” that we put on every time kiddo goes down for a nap. It’s an electronic one that beeps (only—no vibration or shocks) at the second loud bark. It hasn’t had batteries in it since that first time we put it on her and she realized a bark makes it beep, but we put that on and she knows it’s quiet time and as soon as he wakes up, it comes off.
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  15. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    lets not leave cats ouf ot his!

    Olive would wish that Ginny went away. and that humans would turn to statues so that she could still sit on their laps, rub their legs, and otherwise enjoy their comfort without them trying to pet her at the same time.

    Ginny would ask for boxes filled with plastic bags she can chew on. and i'm not really sure what else. she seems pretty content. but that's fine, because Olive would steal her wish probably, and wish that the front doors get left open with nobody to run after her.
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  16. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    Lacey wishes for unlimited access to human food, the ability to play fetch again, and on-demand snuggles. She would also wish for the ability to finally catch a cat.
  17. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Phoenix wishes he could bark at all the things without getting in trouble. He also wishes he was allowed to chase the bunnies in the neighbourhood.

    Minion would like all the noms and for his humans to stay in bed all day so he can sleep in their legs.
  18. T-Rex

    T-Rex Chicken

    Gemma would wish for the ability to wander at will and chase whatever she wanted to (deer, squirrels, chipmunks, etc.). She would also wish for the ability to eat our food instead of her food.

    Jax would wish for an entire room of our house to be filled with a mountain of the softest, fuzziest blankies so he can be king of the fuzzy pile, and to be able to see again.
  19. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    @T-Rex are your dogs SOA themed?
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  20. T-Rex

    T-Rex Chicken

    Yes, yes they are :yes:
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  21. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    Ben would wish for his mommy to be home all day every day so he can lean on her on the couch. His second wish would be to go on the balcony whenever he wants.
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  22. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    Guess who has a birthday today!


    I tried to take a picture with the cookie my mom bought her with her in the background. That didn't work out so well :lol:

  23. ClamJam

    ClamJam Chicken

    She is a queen! So regal.
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  24. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Like an Olympian with her medal
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  25. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

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