The creepy thread

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Dorothygale, Mar 7, 2018.

  1. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    I mean the worst thing that happens is that your MIL gets offended that you can’t take care of “cherished family heirlooms” and stops giving you creepy shit you don’t want.
     
  2. unicorn

    unicorn Chicken

    I feel like an entire horror franchise could be written about that doll.
     
  3. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Let us know how long it takes to find its way back.
     
  4. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

  5. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    I now need to see this doll too.
     
  6. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    Same. Add me to the doll DM.
     
  7. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    You need to kill that doll with fire.
     
  8. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    I don't remember. Do you have a dog you could blame for eating it?
     
  9. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    I do not have a dog, lol. We are looking to move by summer so I’ll be sure it gets left behind somehow.
     
  10. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    DO NOT TELL THE GHOSTS YOU ARE THINKING OF MOVING.
     
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  11. hallokween

    hallokween Chicken

    OMJG PLEASE leave it in an attic or crawl space or something for the new owners to find.
     
  12. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Wall it in!
     
  13. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    With the SOS flashlight.
     
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  14. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    :lol:

    The flashlight is long gone, flickering for help somewhere buried at the dump. But I am definitely going to leave the voodoo doll in the little attic space! I look forward to one day seeing it on an episode of Ghost Adventures.
     
  15. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    Brb, off to search for dolls hidden in my walls!
     
  16. Snarchitect

    Snarchitect Chicken

    When my niece was a baby, someone gifted her this doll:



    Fine. She's cute enough even with a gigantic forehead.

    My niece was never a doll fan, so after about a year it ended up in my parents' garage. One day I was in the garage getting something out...and the doll giggled--and probably wiggled too, in the box of dolls.

    It turned out that whatever mechanism that got the doll to giggle was light sensitivity. So whenever the automatic lights on the garage went off, she'd giggle. Eventually the battery died and the giggles stopped. SO creepy!
     
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  17. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    Someone gave my daughter a Teddy Ruxpin when she was a baby. (I suspect it was her dad's parents). That thing was terrifying. It lived in the trunk of the car until I donated it.
     
  18. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    The shaaaaade.
     
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  19. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    Which one of you had a church send me a rosary? :lol: Talking doll is gone, so I think I’m in the clear for now without the help of a higher power.
     
  20. DaleBrennan

    DaleBrennan Chicken

    OMJG, is that real? :lol:
     
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  21. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    Yes! :lol:

    Pretty sure it’s just looking for donations, but for the life of me I cannot figure out which affiliation it would have gotten my information from seeing as how I haven’t been to church in at least 15 years? I’ve never gotten random mail solicitation from a church before, much less an actual rosary.

    The first line of the letter starts out so creepy “there’s nothing like a mother’s love, is there?”
     
    Last edited: Feb 7, 2019
  22. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    Creeeepy.

    Did you give birth in a hospital with a church affiliation? Maybe that's why?
     
  23. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    Nope! Zero affiliation. This isn’t even a local church, it’s somewhere out in Niagara Falls!
     
  24. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Damn, you must have real bad infestation to get cold calls from an exorcist.

    (I'm a little annoyed I didn't think to punk you with a rosary, tbh)
     
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  25. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    OMJG! YOU'RE DOOMED.
     
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