Sorry, I Left my Touque at the Hockey Rink

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by 8bitprincess, Sep 17, 2014.

  1. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    Today's projections slides.
     

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  2. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    They are predicting Alberta will hit its peak in mid-May if we continue on the same path with public health orders and social distancing in place (expected to be at least until the end of May). Then slowly start to relax the orders afterwards to prevent another peak.

    Canada still has a good chance to get through this relatively unscathed but we need to stay home as much as possible.
     
  3. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

  4. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    ...what is MY supposed to be?
     
  5. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Not yours
     
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  6. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    That does track :lol:
     
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  7. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    That must be MA, but I don’t understand how that could be a typo or a brain fart.

    ETA: Nope. MA is listed too. I have no clue.
     
  8. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Maryland, I think. There is a MA for Mass. They also used PN vs. PA for Pennsylvania.
     
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  9. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Silly Canadians.
     
  10. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Lol you know some hopeful Oregonian wrote this. Sorry you aren’t legit at hockey.
     
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  11. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Canada doesn't want us.
     
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  12. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but...

    jk the chickens can come. :kiss:

    But this was definitely made by a hopeful American, not a Canadian haha.
     
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  13. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    We could offer Target as an incentive.
     
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  14. deet

    deet Chicken

    I love that MI is included. Logically I think the UP should belong to Canada.
     
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  15. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Srsly how else are they going to be unbeatable at hockey. :mrgreen:
     
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  16. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Better bring Trader Joe's too or no deal.
     
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  17. Roo

    Roo Chicken

    I am totally on board with this
     
  18. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    It may be my severe lack of sleep the last few days, but this has been cracking me up. For context, earlier this week Trudeau noted that masks are to prevent you from “speaking moistly” onto others, then immediately went “what a terrible image” :lol:

    tw: the word moist

     
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  19. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith Staff Member

    I love this so much. You can see that as soon as it left his mouth he had immediate regrets hahaha. But he’s under a ton of stress right now so really, can’t fault the guy for that hilarious misspeak. :lol::lol::lol:

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  20. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    The look on his face as we all collectively cringed :lol: Rooster makes fun of me for hating that word, but I was like look, even JT knows what’s up
     
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  21. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

  22. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    @yesmaster have you been watching the news today? Are you as tired of these fucking circles as I am? :lol:
     
  23. yesmaster

    yesmaster North of the Boarder

    @Vespidae

    Yes! I don't understand how anything thinks this is a magic solution. If the idea is to ticket anyone who isn't in a circle or "moving through the park" won't that just mean that people will start walking whenever they seen law enforcement? Sort of like the people who park in a wheelchair spot so their passenger can just run into the store quick and think "I'll move the car if a cop comes or someone needs the spot"
     
  24. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    Yes! And they keep reporting on them over and over again like these are magic portals to a world without COVID or something and I'm like..... they are just painted circles? Is there no real news?
     
  25. yesmaster

    yesmaster North of the Boarder

    I do have sympathy for people in tiny downtown condos/apartments with no outdoor space. My brother and his wife are both working from home in about 500 square feet. I get that it is easy for me to sit in judgement of people in parks when I can step out my back door and relax in a private (yet small) yard.

    There are SO MANY outdoor spaces in Toronto though. If the park near you is busy, keep walking and see if you can find somewhere less crowded. Or just don't stop at all, just go for a walk. That is what my brother and sister in law are doing. That, and bike rides.

    The circles won't mean anything to the people who gathered at TBP last weekend. They weren't respecting the 6 feet rule then and a circle isn't going to change that. John Tory was there for Christ's sake.
     
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