Social Media Snark

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by Fitz, Feb 13, 2015.

  1. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Forget airing. Laundry is straight up being thrown on the front lawn from a second floor window. While blaring an air horn. While all the neighbors are out.
  2. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Tell me there’s more
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  3. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    My sister and her boyfriend posted a video of them taking a limo to the airport. Cringe.
  4. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    That’s not a cool thing to do, is it?
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  5. Pickles

    Pickles Chicken

    status symbol shit gets so old.

    Are they headed to their honeymoon or some other reason that could maybe justify something so extra?
  6. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Excuse me one of my friends got a limo for her birthday in seventh grade and we rode around the culdesacs in the neighborhood we lived in and were the COOLEST.
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  7. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I used to have to book a towncar for early morning rides to the airport when I lived in NJ. But then Uber was invented so fuck that noise.

    It is fun to get limo drivers to tell you about their interactions with dickhead celebrities, though. I do miss that.
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  8. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Nope. It’s just a video of them waving and dancing in it and a picture of it parked at what looks like a gas station. I hope they’re headed this way because my nephew’s school starts Thursday :no:
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  9. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I didn’t realize this was THAT sister. Glad to see she has her priorities straight.:roll:
  10. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    I've never heard of this Instagram Influencer, but she tried to claim her photographer friend just happened to take photos of her after a motorcycle accident while she was totes unconscious on the road (not posing at all!). I am dying at the bottle of Smart Water front and centre. Are we just supposed to believe it landed like that after the accident?

  11. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    I don’t know enough about photography and cameras or the logistics of taking photos during an emergency, but having an accident picture with bokeh looks super weird.
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  12. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    Verrrrrrry sexy accident!
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  13. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    Now I feel compelled to drink SmartWater after I have an accident where my shiny, untouched helmet just falls off in a sexy way!
  14. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken


    It's a good thing he picked up the bike after her accident!
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  15. android

    android Founding Messiah Staff Member

    And it’s perfectly in focus, too!
  16. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken


    Speculating that she staged those totally staged photos is extremely serious you guys!
  17. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Thank you for using this forum as a tool for healing. :lol:
  18. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    I fully believe smartwater was not a sponsor. I think she was just really really hoping they'd become one
  19. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Um I suffered worse injuries from tripping while walking on carpet. If those are real pics, she took that turn somewhere around 0.5mph. It's hilarious that she thinks she can actually fool anyone let alone entire marketing, legal, and public relations departments at smartwater.
  20. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    Even if we assume it was real for just a minute, and consider that it was traumatizing, why would you even want pictures of it? I dont get it.

    We havent yet considered that this could have been a staged reenactment for her fake Lifetime style movie, except social media version
  21. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Smartwater denied all involvement.
  22. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    You're not meant to remove a motorcyclists helmet if you arrive on the scene of an accident as a first aider (apparently it's best left to the paramedics). Of course it doesn't matter when it's completely fake but I can hear our first aid course instructors voice in my head looking at those photos :lol:

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