Smart Hens Make Smart Chicks

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by TaterTot, Jan 11, 2018.

  1. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    They probably make the cutoff if they follow a similar school year setup. Or a legal standpoint even, as far as ratios and licensing goes.
     
  2. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    It can’t hurt to ask
     
  3. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    I think in MN anything two weeks either way will at least qualify to be considered for a “variance.”
     
  4. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    I called and the director? (She didn’t say) said they were doing lunch and she’d call me later, and then did not haha Their website said call at noon! :shrug:

    I moreso just want to get him in for some socialization a few hours a week but sports/classes can do that too I guess.

    (Also I called another place that didn’t advertise prices so should have known better but ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS for 2 days/week. Hahahahahhahaaha no.)
     
  5. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    I’m sorry, $1,000 for 2 days? Does it guarantee him Harvard admission too?
     
  6. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    At the very least dressage lessons
     
  7. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    Lunch better be pheasant
     
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  8. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Lunch better be Eric Ripert making custom orders!
     
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  9. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    You can ship your baby to Magstrid Academy twice a week for the same price.
     
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  10. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Fry came home from school today just so alive in a way I hadn’t seen in months. He was glowing and chatty. I’m so happy to see this happening only in week 2.
     
  11. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    The non-crazy expensive place called me back and they said C is good with regards to his bday! Now I just have to cross my fingers they actually have a spot once applications open for next year.
     
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  12. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    Lest you think I'm exaggerating how heinous these first-grade girls are, try this on for size:

    The Queen B mean girl called J's BFF a "Ken Doll Barbie bitch."

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Dope sick savage burn. Snaps on that, keeping it for myself.
     
  13. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    @TaterTot are these moms watching real housewives with them or something?! Because this is the kind of shit I pull out when I’ve marathoned RHOP too hard :lol:
     
  14. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    Also the followup question from J's BFF was, "What's a Ken Doll?"
     
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  15. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    :sad:
     
  16. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    She’s highly advanced. :lol:
     
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  17. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch Staff Member

    These boys are outmatched.
     
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  18. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    I wasn't calling boys bitches until at least fifth grade.
     
  19. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    I mean, snaps to her for that one, tbh. How withering.
     

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