Shit Roosters Say

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Fitz, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. moose

    moose RINGWORM GIRL :(

    Watching America’s Next Top Model

    N: what is baby phat?
    Me: a 2000s clothing company
    N: but if it’s for babies why is it on here
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  2. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    A was doing the dishes and asked if I wanted tea. I said yes. He came back ten minutes later and said "sorry, did you want tea or not?"
    Me: yes please
    Ten minutes after that he walked past me and went upstairs one cup of tea in hand :lol: He is having a day.
  3. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    J still balances his checkbook and has been off for several weeks and couldn't figure it out. He finally sat down and went through EVERYthing and his calcuations.
    J: "Well, it would be helpful if I would ADD in my paychecks!"
    Me: Have you been debiting them?
    J: Apparently.
    Me: This is why you can't be the banker in Monopoly.

  4. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    We put together big kid beds for the boys today. They can be single or bunked.

    Me: "shouldn't we find the instructions that are for the single beds?"

    P: "I'm pretty sure I won't get to the end and say Oh shit, I made a bunk bed."

    Yeah, he was right.
  5. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

  6. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    But what if you want room for activities
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  7. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    We're going to bunk them eventually. Right now that would definitely result in at least 1 ER visit :lol:.
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  8. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

    Ordering pizza

    "Did you get emotionless delivery?"

    He meant contactless delivery
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  9. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Amazon’s working on it.
  10. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    J, trying to make "you snooze, you lose' work in the past tense: You snost, you lost.
  11. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

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  12. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    Well, we found the 1 Amazon driver that actually follows the deliver instructions. Everyone else seems to treat it like a paper route and just chuck it out the window on the way by...
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  13. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    “What kind of dog lets a cat eat their food, Lucy Bear? What kind of dog??” :lol:
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