Shit Roosters Say

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Fitz, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    J: It smelled like someone barbecuing outside so now I want to grill something for dinner.
    Me: It's like -50 degrees out right now.
    J: But I'm feeling inspired.
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  2. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    So P just discovered The Piano Guys and is going through their videos.

    P: Wait. This isn't Story of My Life.
    Me: [side eye him then start singing the lyrics]
    P: ohhh I thought this was going to be the Social Distortion one!
  3. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Somehow “Memory” from Cats came up.

    R: I hope you’re ready to hear that every night soon for a year or whatever (roughly how long I think I want to breast feed).
    All alone in the moonlight
    As the baby drinks milkies
    And then pukes on your shirt
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  4. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    That’s ... a lot.
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  5. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    I thought it was cute, then. We’ll see how I feel in a few months :lol:

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