Shit Roosters Say

Discussion in 'Free Range' started by Fitz, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    We used to go to a lot of wine tastings where they always sent you home with a Riedel glass.
  2. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    “I realized something about working from home today. Around 3, I felt like having a beer and it hit me that I could!” :lol: Oh, you sweet, summer child.
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  3. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Me: “Are you work—“
    W: “For $20, an Oregon wildlife organization will put your ex’s name on a salmon and feed it to a bear!”
  4. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    Yeah I’m into that though W, important information. :lol:
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  5. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    This is a do more than a say but still

    It is four thirty in the damned morning and rooster is playing music while showering. Seal, to be specific. Why is he like this.
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  6. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Would you say that the more you get of him, the stranger it feels?

    Do you feel a little bit kissed by a rose on the gray?
  7. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    It’s almost Crazy how he makes want to Fly Like an Eagle
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  8. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    (Happily groping me) “You know what they say, busty wife busty life!”
  9. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Do they say that, Rooosterwish?
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  10. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Why are men :lol:
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  11. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Me: omg I can't believe I put an empty juice container back in the fridge!

    P: don't be so hard on yourself. You're like a single parent in that apartment - you have to be both the grown up AND the idiot husband!
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  12. LouiseBelcher

    LouiseBelcher spampants

    "I'm so happy. We just bought a sex trailer".

    We bought a camper, sir.
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  13. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    Browsing Reddit for reviews on The Witcher.

    Me: so many people just watched the whole series in one go.
    J: I think it's a mistake to release all the episodes at once.
    Me: you are literally watching the entire season back to back right now.
    J: Yes, because I have no self control.
  14. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    @allmaple does he like it? Has he played the games or read the books?
  15. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    He has not read the books, played a bit of one of the games and now wants to go back and play them. I have neither read the books nor played the games. We are both enjoying the show. I admit I am not an unbiased reviewer when it comes to Henry Cavil, I will watch anything with him in it. At first I was confused when they are jumping around in time but I do like the show and the sets/costumes are very nice.
  16. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    J has read the books and played the games many, many times. He liked the series. He, too, binged it in one day. His only notes were that the plot was a little heavy and he would have liked to see some more action but that’s probably because he did play the games.
  17. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    I love the games and plan to read the books so I've been hesitant. I also don't like Cavill as Geralt or at least his costuming from what I've seen online. Maybe I'll give it a shot.
  18. allmaple

    allmaple Chicken

    If it helps, most reviews I've read from people who play the games are very happy with Cavill as Geralt.
  19. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    I thought the whole point of Cavill even existing at all was so that we could ogle at him and lightly applaud
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  20. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Hey I bet the Tigers win the championship. Can write the headline already!
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  21. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    "Sometimes when you play with blocks, you hit yourself in the head. Blocks can be a tough game."
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  22. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Re: comment he just made

    That was so cheesy you won't poop for a month!
  23. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    J, worrying about his graying hair and receding hairline: “Best case you’ll be married to Mo Rocca, worst case a gray Bill Murray. Get ready!”
  24. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    “Are you really going to eat all that bread right now?”

  25. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    Oh no J, big misstep!
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