NFL chickens

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by sweatermuffins, Aug 7, 2014.

  1. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Why do people pay for sex when there’s thirsty people who will fuck you for free?
     
  2. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Charlie Sheen said he doesn't pay prostitutes for sex, he pays them to leave.
     
  3. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

    Charlie Sheen needs to pay people to put up with Charlie Sheen.
     
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  4. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    @HBC ain't nobody willing to have sex with Bob Kraft for absolutely free. Plus for some of the people that pay for sex, I'd guess that paying is part of the power trip.
     
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  5. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

  6. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    His bigger worry is the NFL. My guess is he will negotiate a bigger fine in exchange for not having to admit guilt.

    ETA: Or he is just buying time while he negotiates with the NFL on estate planning/succession.
     
  7. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    If the Titans pick a wide receiver I’m going to drive to Nashville and shove a copperhead up Mike Vrabel’s asshole
     
  8. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    The Dolphins actually made a great pick. I am beyond shocked.
     
  9. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Please do not drive to Nashville right now, it’s bananas here.
     
  10. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Please do not drive to Nashville right now, it’s bananas here.
     
  11. Rico Suave

    Rico Suave Chicken

    Falcons chose TWO offensive linemen in the first round. WHY??!

    @HBC I just saw a flyover shot of the crowd. Holy crap.
     
  12. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    I usually do medical work for the rock and roll marathon here but then when I saw they scheduled it on the same weekend as the draft I was like HELL NO
     
  13. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Thinking of started an all girl FF league. Anybody interested?
     
  14. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I’d play!
     
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  15. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    Awesome. I think I am up to six people. I will keep you posted.
     
  16. Imabug1002

    Imabug1002 Chick pee

    I know you're going all girl, but if you need to fill the league, J would play. Neither of us are good at it but we have fun :)
     
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  17. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    I could play. I would like to warn you that I have never lost a season of FF.

    I've only played one season, but I won the championship and never played again to maintain my perfect record.
     
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  18. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Me too :lol:

    Also now that we don’t have Redzone I just don’t feel committed to making picks every week.
     
  19. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    So glad we whooped that pompous ass Baker Mayfield’s behind. Suck it browns!
     
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  20. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Today my house is a house divided.

    Go 49ers!
     
  21. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Damn it.

    Good game tho.
     

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