Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.
Randomly as I’m tucking her into bed:
“Dada’s Day is all done you tell me ‘bout MY day now”
Grab life by the horns, lil one
S walked in with a button up shirt on. E looked at him and said, "Daddy cute!"
Rooster was on his phone and ignoring Fry.
(Crossing arms) “You have five seconds to put the phone away. Five...four...fwee...two...one.” Mom scowl ensued.
Upon seeing my newly-painted nails, "Hey! Dad! Mommy painted herself!"
S let G have a sip of his diet Pepsi the other day and a min later he said "ooooooooooooh I think that went STRAIGHT TO MY BUTT!"
“Me hear the rain in my dreams Mama!”
"D, when the doctor checks your heart on Monday, are you going to close your eyes and think of something happy?"
"No, I want to cry."
Me every day of this pandemic tbh
While I sprayed her with bug spray:
E: “The bugs are hungry!”
Me: “Uhhh well—“
E: “Hungry for ME!”
The toddler stream of consciousness narrative is wild.
"I need to find my goggles. The Big Bad Wolf is going to play the guitar. I have two firetrucks!"