Kids say the darnedest things

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Randomly as I’m tucking her into bed:
    “Dada’s Day is all done you tell me ‘bout MY day now”
     
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  2. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Grab life by the horns, lil one
     
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  3. nym711

    nym711 THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

    S walked in with a button up shirt on. E looked at him and said, "Daddy cute!"
     
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  4. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Rooster was on his phone and ignoring Fry.
    (Crossing arms) “You have five seconds to put the phone away. Five...four...fwee...two...one.” Mom scowl ensued.

    It worked.
     
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  5. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Upon seeing my newly-painted nails, "Hey! Dad! Mommy painted herself!"
     
  6. deet

    deet Chicken

    S let G have a sip of his diet Pepsi the other day and a min later he said "ooooooooooooh I think that went STRAIGHT TO MY BUTT!"
     
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  7. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    “Me hear the rain in my dreams Mama!”
     
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  8. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    "D, when the doctor checks your heart on Monday, are you going to close your eyes and think of something happy?"

    "No, I want to cry."
     
  9. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Me every day of this pandemic tbh
     
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  10. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    While I sprayed her with bug spray:

    E: “The bugs are hungry!”
    Me: “Uhhh well—“
    E: “Hungry for ME!”

    :oops:
     
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  11. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    The toddler stream of consciousness narrative is wild.

    "I need to find my goggles. The Big Bad Wolf is going to play the guitar. I have two firetrucks!"