Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.
I told W what C said and he was so heartbroken.
Watching Tangled, which A has seen many many times before:
A: What’s on Punzel’s boobies?
Me: What? Oh, she’s just wearing a dress.
A, laughing hysterically: Punzel has boobies!
Me: Most women have boobies, A.
A, still laughing: Punzel has boobies! Punzel has boobies!
Oh and just had another one:
A has been playing with one of our graphing calculators (batteries are dead but she likes using it for pressing the buttons and pretending it’s a phone). We tell her to put it away because it’s time to get ready for bed.
A, kisses the calculator: Goodnight calculator, you keep eyes on here. [puts it on her chair]
Sorry kid, looks like you are doomed to be an engineer too
That is so sweet.
Watching Toy Story. The Etch-a-sketch came onto the screen.
C: Is that an iPad?
Little A comes to give me a card today for Mother’s Day.
A: what do you want to tell mom today?
Little A: You’re welcome!
I haven’t told Fry I’m pregnant, but keep throwing out the concept of a baby.
“Would you like a baby brother or sister?”
Tbh I’m surprised it wasn’t “a beaver.”
J: “It’s Mother’s Day today!”
E: “NO IT’S MAMA’S DAY!”
S did not want to wake up this morning. She was turning on her computer for her class meeting and muttering to herself "this computer wants to sleep in like me."
An heir that can take over his growing collection of tshirts.
NGL, that’s the biggest reason I’m hoping for a boy.
We made cookies today. S dropped the chocolate chips and some spilled out.
S: do we have more?
Me: yeah, there's some in the cabinet.
S: *dramatic forehead wipe* phew, we can make more then.
No one in this house is a southern belle, not sure where that dramatic gesture came from .
The other day we were riding bikes, we stopped at a stop sign. He got off of his bike, jiggled the chain on my bike and said "okay, it still moves. It's safe to ride."
E: how come when you got married you only married daddy?
Me: because you can only marry one person
E: well, when I get married I’m going to marry two people
Me: really, that’s interesting
E: or maybe three!
Me: I don’t think you’re allow-
E: I’m going to marry ten people!
Rooster: if it makes you feel better, I really think she’ll be the cult leader instead of the sister wife
Just tried to wake M from his nap.
“no, give me a little time! Leave me in peace!”
Me: “you’re welcome!”
E: “NO that Moana song!!!”
S: "when we get home I want crackers and American cheese. I just love American cheese. It's so...Americany."
Little A wanted a Welches berries fruit snack. A said she could have it if she shared with me.
A: ok, you can have some but what do you have to do?
Little A: Put it in my mouth!
A: yes, but who do you have to share with?
Little A: ME!
ahh yes, sharing with herself lol.
E: “A baby needs her mama! ...Don’t touch me.”