Kids say the darnedest things

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    That’s hilarious. Now it will forever be “sippy” in my mind.
     
  2. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith

    I can finally start contributing to this thread lol!

    I was in the kitchen this morning and heard this clicking noise so I look over and A had opened my husband’s laptop on the side table and was pretend typing on the keyboard. I asked what she was doing and she said “work” hahaha.
     
  3. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Every time I go to the bathroom lately C chases after me “Helping! I’m helping!” And he cries if I won’t let him in the bathroom to “help” me. I have tried to explain I am actually pretty good at peeing without help but to no avail :lol:
     
  4. CoolWife

    CoolWife Chicken

    C used to say “good job mommy!” whenever I peed.
     
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  5. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Yeah C likes to accompany me to the bathroom too. He tries to look into the toilet and says "Mommy peeing!"
     
  6. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    There have been many tantrums when I forget to let D flush for me :roll:
     
  7. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    Whenever I’d go, E would ask me if I was going pee and poop. If I said I wasn’t pooping, she’d go “You’re doing your best!”
     
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  8. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    I wish I was as consistently funny as E.
     
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  9. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    Well, she’s recently started telling “jokes”, and lemme tell ya, her actual attempts at humour leaves much to be desired :lol:
     
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  10. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    @Dorothygale Don’t leave us hangin’. What’s her best/worst joke?
     
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  11. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    They can barely be considered jokes lol. Today’s was while she was washing her hands with purple soap -

    E: do you think this soap smells like blueberries, or like grapes? Or does it smell like...grape blueberries? Get it?? Get it, mommy? Hahahhahaha! I’m just joking, it’s just a joke!

    I think she’s aiming for a pun, except she doesn’t know wtf a pun is lol. Essentially, she thinks that as long as she goes “get it, get it??” that it’s instantly a joke. I’ll let you know when we get into the world of knock knocks.
     
  12. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Oh that will be a truly glorious day
     
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  13. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    We had a new babysitter for an afternoon, I came home and as soon as I opened the car door I could hear S inside just completely losing it.

    She had flushed the toilet. Kids are great.
     
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  14. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    The big toddler trend here is shutting doors. I think C’s first full sentence was, “I shut the door!” Whenever I pick her up from daycare, there’s a mob of like, three aggressive toddlers fighting by the door to be the one who gets to shut the door behind me.
     
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