Kids say the darnedest things

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch

    "Remember Me" from Coco is playing on Pandora . . .

    J: Do you like this song? I like it. It makes me think of all the people I love, starting with you.

    *sob* *sob* *sob*

    How is this human mine?
     
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  2. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    Me: Okay kiddo, after you put on PJs, I’m going to read you two books.
    C: 3 books.
    Me: Ha! Okay! Sold. Three books.
    C (amazed her bargaining worked): 15!
     
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  3. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    Lol testing her limits :lol:

    Today D was kind of pouty faced and I told him he was cute. Then I asked him if I was cute.

    "No, me."

    Which idk, I guess to me is just extra funny because of his delayed expressive vocabulary.
     
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  4. Aw Pigley

    Aw Pigley Chicken

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  6. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Rooster had a chip clip on his nose.
    “Do I have something on my nose?!”
    “Yeah. Boogers.”
     
  7. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Neighbor kid introducing his family to P and Ryder:
    I'm Aaron. This is my sister Belle. This is my dad. His name is Dad.
     
  8. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    C wasn’t really listening to us and started acting up a little before bed.

    G: Come on, C. Do you want to act like a big girl or a baby?
    C: A baby!

    Heh. Plan backfired.
     
  9. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Don’t ask questions you might not like the answer to.
     
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  10. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Adorable maybe-5-year-old boy: What’s that on your face?

    :bored: Thanks kid. It’s acne/zits/pimples.
     
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  11. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Happy by Pharrell came on today on shuffle on the way home from art class and C kept asking for it again when it’d turn off. When we got home we did a dance party to it and every time it’d stop he’d say “MORE HAPPY PEASE! Happy dance mommy!” So cute haha

    (Although I will probably sing this to sleep tonight).
     
  12. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    You are blessed, friend. The current song on infinity loop in our house is “Sexy and I Know it”. o_O
     
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  13. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    A kid was bopping down an aisle at Target singing that Fish, I cracked up.

    We're on "Honey I'm Good" at the house right now. Even E goes "mah baby"
     
  14. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    I had a kid at school today trying to sing Old Town Road, but he had zero clue of any of the lyrics and it was really cute :lol:
     
  15. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Could also go in Overheard:

    Kid in the Principals office: When I’m older I’m gonna say bad words because I’ll have responsibilit... responsibilit... I’ll have responsibilities!
     
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  16. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Five year old to his mom who is on a liquid diet: The cheesecake looked too good not to get! But don't worry, Mommy, you can lick my spoon.
     
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  17. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Kiddo to Lucy while I was running a 5k this morning: “Why are you so lazy?” :lol:
     
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  18. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Lol
     
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  19. Tumnus

    Tumnus Chicken

    "Can you get me milk? All that Blippi watchin' made me thirsty." What a rough life he leads.
     
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  20. TaterTot

    TaterTot Rulebitch

    All that Blippi watchin’. Lololololllllll
     
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  21. Apples&Oranges

    Apples&Oranges Chicken

    S wearing a unicorn helmet and crawling around, pretending to rear up and such. "Do you want to take a video of me in slow motion?"

    Me: "why does it have to be slow motion?"

    "Because I'm going to be too fast."
     
  22. Dorothygale

    Dorothygale Chicken

    We’ve had a few storms in the last week, so the other day I taught E how to count ‘Mississippi’ between the lightning and thunder to track how far away it is. Last night there was a flash of lightning:

    E: we need to count the sippy cups!
    Me: the sippy cups?
    E: yeah! One sippy, two sippy, three sippy...
     
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  23. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    That’s hilarious. Now it will forever be “sippy” in my mind.
     
  24. megatron

    megatron Wordsmith

    I can finally start contributing to this thread lol!

    I was in the kitchen this morning and heard this clicking noise so I look over and A had opened my husband’s laptop on the side table and was pretend typing on the keyboard. I asked what she was doing and she said “work” hahaha.
     
  25. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    Every time I go to the bathroom lately C chases after me “Helping! I’m helping!” And he cries if I won’t let him in the bathroom to “help” me. I have tried to explain I am actually pretty good at peeing without help but to no avail :lol: