Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Aug 3, 2017.
@Lucyinthesky I snorted.
Yesterday while I was putting my makeup on, M wanted me to come with him in the bathroom while he pooped.
So I get my BB cream on my face in blobs and then he tells me he needs a wipe so I stop and bend down to him.
He touched my face so tenderly, looks me dead in the eye so concerned and goes, “butter?”
My child thinks I put butter on my face.
"Remember Me" from Coco is playing on Pandora . . .
J: Do you like this song? I like it. It makes me think of all the people I love, starting with you.
*sob* *sob* *sob*
How is this human mine?
Me: Okay kiddo, after you put on PJs, I’m going to read you two books.
C: 3 books.
Me: Ha! Okay! Sold. Three books.
C (amazed her bargaining worked): 15!
Lol testing her limits
Today D was kind of pouty faced and I told him he was cute. Then I asked him if I was cute.
Which idk, I guess to me is just extra funny because of his delayed expressive vocabulary.
@RoryGilmore that made me think of this
Rooster had a chip clip on his nose.
“Do I have something on my nose?!”
Neighbor kid introducing his family to P and Ryder:
I'm Aaron. This is my sister Belle. This is my dad. His name is Dad.
C wasn’t really listening to us and started acting up a little before bed.
G: Come on, C. Do you want to act like a big girl or a baby?
C: A baby!
Heh. Plan backfired.
Don’t ask questions you might not like the answer to.
Adorable maybe-5-year-old boy: What’s that on your face?
Thanks kid. It’s acne/zits/pimples.
Happy by Pharrell came on today on shuffle on the way home from art class and C kept asking for it again when it’d turn off. When we got home we did a dance party to it and every time it’d stop he’d say “MORE HAPPY PEASE! Happy dance mommy!” So cute haha
(Although I will probably sing this to sleep tonight).
You are blessed, friend. The current song on infinity loop in our house is “Sexy and I Know it”.
A kid was bopping down an aisle at Target singing that Fish, I cracked up.
We're on "Honey I'm Good" at the house right now. Even E goes "mah baby"
I had a kid at school today trying to sing Old Town Road, but he had zero clue of any of the lyrics and it was really cute
Could also go in Overheard:
Kid in the Principals office: When I’m older I’m gonna say bad words because I’ll have responsibilit... responsibilit... I’ll have responsibilities!
Five year old to his mom who is on a liquid diet: The cheesecake looked too good not to get! But don't worry, Mommy, you can lick my spoon.
Kiddo to Lucy while I was running a 5k this morning: “Why are you so lazy?”
"Can you get me milk? All that Blippi watchin' made me thirsty." What a rough life he leads.
All that Blippi watchin’. Lololololllllll
S wearing a unicorn helmet and crawling around, pretending to rear up and such. "Do you want to take a video of me in slow motion?"
Me: "why does it have to be slow motion?"
"Because I'm going to be too fast."
We’ve had a few storms in the last week, so the other day I taught E how to count ‘Mississippi’ between the lightning and thunder to track how far away it is. Last night there was a flash of lightning:
E: we need to count the sippy cups!
Me: the sippy cups?
E: yeah! One sippy, two sippy, three sippy...