I am Surrounded by Idiots

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by Honey, Nov 4, 2016.

  1. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    Props to y'all for having gotten that far. I lost patience way before.
     
  2. virgo

    virgo Chicken

    Out of all of that, that’s would stood out to me too! I can’t imagine them having one.
     
  3. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    Cool story, old timer. I’m sold, you’ve convinced me to start beating my kid.
     
  4. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    This was shared in a neighborhood Facebook group I’m in :lol:

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  5. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    Well with an offer like that, who wouldn't think this would work?
     
  6. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Oh hot damn movie AND sex!!! With women!!!
     
  7. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    Women only!
     
  8. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    This looks like it was written by the dudes from Always Sunny. “What Up!!”
     
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  9. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    First neighbor: Hey we are celebrating Diwali so please know we will be setting off fireworks. We will try and keep it to a reasonable amount and time.

    Second neighbor, in response: HEY Nobody should complain! This is the SOUTH. Don’t live here if you don’t like fireworks!

    So ya know, two types of neighbors.
     
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  10. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I mean, that's a way more friendly reply than expected seeing as fireworks are involved.
     
  11. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    ...are fireworks particularly southern??
     
  12. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    I’m given to understand that we have fewer restrictions on them but cannot confirm with and useful facts
     
  13. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    No clue! I thought it was such a weird statement haha
     
  14. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    Because we get a lot of 'It's an ENGLISH tradition to sell fireworks to any moron who can walk into asda so they can PRETEND TO BLOW UP PARLIAMENT' in my local facebook group this time of year.
     
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  15. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    Interesting. All I know is our northern doggos seem to have a worse time on New Years than my dog.
     
  16. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    I think blowing shit up is what's Southern? (/stereotype :oops: )
     
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  17. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Someone posted a pic of a dead bird on my NextDoor to remind us of the "circle of life".
     
  18. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    It moves us all.
     
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