I heard/read all of you and took it to heart. Part of errands today included looking at furniture. The sophisticated metropolis that is Fresno does not have an IKEA (lol phone keeps wanting to shout it), so it was random furniture stores in the area. Found a reasonably priced red couch with not-insane delivery! Also getting the matching ottoman. Ryder will have to belly crawl, but he'll enjoy having a hidey cave.